3rd chuck; text

[trashmouths]

[ Richie's alive and still adjusting to all of this new stuff and still trying desperately to cling onto some normalcy. Which is exactly the reason why he quickly fires off a text after staying out of things for so long:]

it's too hot. i'm going to die unless someone chucks me a chuck

you don't want to be responsible for a little innocent baby boy dying do you? that's what i thought. give me some jokes.

Also if you have ice cream do you wait until it becomes dairy soup or do you eat it right away i'm asking to settle a bet

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[demonsional]

My favorite way to eat ice cream is when it is ice cream!

[He's saying he'll eat it no matter what form it chooses to take. Ice cream is beautiful.]

Um...here's a joke I can think of it's why was the hangman set free it's because the jury was hung!

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[trashmouths]

[ That... That's the stupidest fucking joke Richie has ever heard. It's dumb. It's not even clever. It's base-level, simple, so simple.

So why the hell is Richie laughing so hard? Straight up giggles as he shakey fingers type. ]

has anyone told you you're my fave person

[demonsional]

[This is how Hayden dies. Like, his heart just exploding out of his body.]

I did not know that! I did not know that I was anybody's favorite!

[THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE?]

I'll make sure you stay alive and that the sun will not make you dead!

[trashmouths]

Yeah! I mean you're almost gonna be an honorary Loser! That sounds weird, but it's a good thing. I promise.