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[murderpotato]

ok so i know this aint like a top priority or whatever

but can somebody fuckin figure out how to close caption shit on here or something because my deaf ass aint got a fuckin clue what you assholes are saying

and you all talk too goddamn fast for me to read lips. i aint good at it yet, slow the fuck down.

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[murderpotato]

whichever number is bigger

you know what they fuckin say about assumptions. technically i can die and i look human

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[wonderland_vogue]

I stopped counting exacts a long time ago.
Something to the tune of over two thousand years or so. Now show me your's, otherwise that's just pure rude to do to a lady, right?

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[murderpotato]

well shit aint i surprised

fifteen hundred's my lowball estimate. maybe seventeen. hard to keep track when fuckin calendars change and shit

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[wonderland_vogue]

[So not that much younger than her, interesting.]

If you don't mind my asking, what are you, if not human, then?

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[murderpotato]

nobody's got a name for what i am. im just me.

[Last of his kind, etc etc etc. It kind of sucks.]

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Which gives her really no information, well, it was worth a shot at the very least.]

I'm not sure if I should call that lucky or not. At least there's no unwarranted connotations with it, I guess?

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[murderpotato]

[He's actually just kind of glad to be able to talk to somebody who's, like. Got the same sort of lifespan he does. Most people can't relate to being over a thousand goddamn years old.]

if anybody saw me out of glamour, they wouldnt need to fuckin know anything about me to want to murder my ass

i aint exactly what youd call pretty

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Feeling's mutual, particularly one that's not her brother and isn't trying to murder her.]

Join the club, though I prefer to look how I do like this.
Black robes are super, super drab and they don't tell you when you die that whatever you were wearing is what you'll be stuck in for the rest of eternity.

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[murderpotato]

wait are you one of those fuckin lich things?

the fuck is with everybody casperin their fuckin asses

is skeleton ghost fuckin in vogue now or some shit

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[wonderland_vogue]

In my defense it was totally for a good reason. And absolutely not because it was "in style". Like I'd willingly wear black robes, come on.

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[murderpotato]

black's slimming or whatever

but for fuckin serious being a ghost skeleton sounds like it sucks

youre missin out on all the fun shit

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[wonderland_vogue]

Black's also exceedingly boring.

Mm, depends on what you do with it, the extra power boost and inability to die mostly is pretty nice.

... Other than the ones in charge of this place, what other liches do you know? You seem familiar with the concept.

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[murderpotato]

theres like two other ones here

lup and her boyfriend or whatever

i think theyre wizards. i dunno its all ren faire bullshit to me

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[wonderland_vogue]

Lup, huh? And wizards.

You mind doing me a favor and telling me a little more about that one? I can't say I'm familiar and I'm very curious.

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[murderpotato]

i dunno what you want me to tell you

she's a wizard and a skeleton ghost

flings fire around a lot

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[wonderland_vogue]

[This is getting her most of nowhere, oh well.]

An appearance, for starters, would be helpful.

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[murderpotato]

blond, kinda tall, nice hair

probably can kick your ass

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Yeah, she's just determined this is going to get her most of nowhere. Great.]

Iiiii guess that's about as good as I can expect. Oh well.
Shouldn't be too hard to spot another lich in this place.

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[murderpotato]

dunno what you want, lady

you want me to draw you a fuckin picture

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[wonderland_vogue]

No, no, that's fine~ Thank you anyway, darling.