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[stantheman]

Does anyone here know how to do something useful like make an umbrella?

Asking for a friend.

Comments

[trashmouths]

are you really asking for a friend or is this your delicate sensibilities talking

[stantheman]

Think about a mutual friend and ask yourself who do you think I'm asking for?

1/2

[trashmouths]

oh shit

2/2 private;

[trashmouths]

do you think he needs it needs it or hes just being eds?

[stantheman]

Maybe a bit of both.

An umbrella wouldn't be the shittiest thing to have, though.

[trashmouths]

oh we can ask that elf guy he's got one
maybe we can just yoink it

[stantheman]

What elf guy...?

[trashmouths]

oh man theres a weird elf guy and his skeleton sister that fuck shit up and do magic??? this place is pretty wild

i think he hangs out with the 12 year old grandpa

anyway one of them has an umbrella

[stantheman]

Are you making shit up again...?

[trashmouths]

no for real
be careful though because they're just fucking weird
like all of them
not in a Loser's Club way like in a i think they might sell me to a troll under the bridge sort of way

[stantheman]

I don't think I want to mess with them if they're fucking weird like that. That sounds like asking for trouble.

[trashmouths]

you can mess with the little one though it's funny

actually he sort of reminds me of you

[stantheman]

What? Why?

[trashmouths]

he dresses all neat and nicely and is super smart and kind of a dweeb

[ he means that in a good way ]

[stantheman]

Are you saying I'm a dweeb?

[trashmouths]

I'm saying your a loser. But we all are, aren't we?

[stantheman]

We are.

I'd rather be known for dressing smart than funny.

[ For the record. ]

[trashmouths]

okay, noted, i'll be sure to glue your face next to 'smart dresser' in the dictionary.

[ And now here's the weird part, the bit that literally neither of them want to do, but his fingers are just like his mouth as he types and hits send before he can question himself: ]

are you okay here? how are you doing?

[stantheman]

That's not even in the dictionary...

[ He sighs heavily at the device when the questions come across. ]

I'm trying not to think about how I'm doing. It interferes with my ability to stay calm.

[trashmouths]

It's not so bad here, though. I mean we have food and each other, right?

I miss Bill, though.

[stantheman]

Yeah. I guess there's that.

Do you miss his stuttering, too?

[ He's trying to pull a Richie and lighten the heavy topic, it probably doesn't work. ]