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[evocation]

Hey. Uh... I've never posted to the network before, huh? I'm Kyna.

[Kyna helpfully wiggles her fingers in a little wave. She's very clearly some kind of elf, with pointy ears and all.]

So, my magic's back, which is good, since a lot of things want to fucking kill us here. Anyway, I'm offering lessons or whatever. I'm an evocation wizard, which means I know a lot of spells that blow shit up, but I know defensive magic too, if that's your bag. No healing spells, though. Find a cleric for that.

Oh, yeah, this probably goes without saying but, you know, bloodthirsty assholes need not apply. If I've heard sketchy shit about you I'm not teaching you.

[She pauses for a moment, head tilting as she thinks.]

Yep, that's it. Let me know.

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[requiemshark]

Damn, there goes my deep dark secret.

[evocation]

Yeah, now no one will think you're cool. That sucks.

[requiemshark]

My ego will never recover.

[evocation]

Thank God. Someone needed to take you down a peg.

[requiemshark]

You're the woman for the job.

[A pause.]

I'm glad we're not fighting anymore.

[evocation]

[She grins.]

Yeah, me too. You're doing okay, right?

[requiemshark]

Uh huh. Drake's good, I got a bunch of new paints, life is awesome.

[Strangely, he's not being completely sarcastic.]

It's working out.

[evocation]

Cool. When are you gonna paint my dog?

[requiemshark]

When're you gonna introduce me?

[evocation]

[Helpfully, Kyna will send over a picture.]

Whenever you want. Okay, technically he's my brother's but whatever.

[requiemshark]

[Ephemera grins.]

I like the markings on his face. I'll bring my sketchbook over sometime, practice a bit.

[A pause.]

....so, I've never actually been around dogs before. I mean, there were wild ones back home, but they hated people.

[evocation]

Wait, really? Don't worry. The worst thing he'll do is lick your face.

[requiemshark]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they ate people.

Cool. What's his name?

[evocation]

Lando. He likes to sit on people.

[requiemshark]

Looks big enough to squish 'em.