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[evocation]

Hey. Uh... I've never posted to the network before, huh? I'm Kyna.

[Kyna helpfully wiggles her fingers in a little wave. She's very clearly some kind of elf, with pointy ears and all.]

So, my magic's back, which is good, since a lot of things want to fucking kill us here. Anyway, I'm offering lessons or whatever. I'm an evocation wizard, which means I know a lot of spells that blow shit up, but I know defensive magic too, if that's your bag. No healing spells, though. Find a cleric for that.

Oh, yeah, this probably goes without saying but, you know, bloodthirsty assholes need not apply. If I've heard sketchy shit about you I'm not teaching you.

[She pauses for a moment, head tilting as she thinks.]

Yep, that's it. Let me know.

Comments

[notimpervious]

Are you implying I am wrong?

[lifetothefullest]

Not about being a scientist, but you're drawing a conclusion with no evidence in regards to being able to learn it just because I can.

[notimpervious]

It's inference.

[lifetothefullest]

It's wrong.

[notimpervious]

Prove it.

[lifetothefullest]

Assuming you can do something just because I can is so obviously illogical that I don't have to prove anything; you already know it's an inference with no solid basis.

[notimpervious]

The basis is my exemplary record of quickly assimilating complex information.

[lifetothefullest]

Your record isn't better than mine.

[He's totally going there if he has to.]

[notimpervious]

Yes, it is. How many languages do you speak? I speak eight, including two you've never heard of.

[Brennan oh my god.]

[lifetothefullest]

You have no idea what languages I have or haven't heard of. Besides, you know I only speak two, although language acquisition wasn't actually a part of my field of study as it was for you.

[So there. But also--]

Besides, I learned all of elementary, junior high, and high school at the same time, so I didn't have a lot of opportunity to pick up other languages while doing that.