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[evocation]

Hey. Uh... I've never posted to the network before, huh? I'm Kyna.

[Kyna helpfully wiggles her fingers in a little wave. She's very clearly some kind of elf, with pointy ears and all.]

So, my magic's back, which is good, since a lot of things want to fucking kill us here. Anyway, I'm offering lessons or whatever. I'm an evocation wizard, which means I know a lot of spells that blow shit up, but I know defensive magic too, if that's your bag. No healing spells, though. Find a cleric for that.

Oh, yeah, this probably goes without saying but, you know, bloodthirsty assholes need not apply. If I've heard sketchy shit about you I'm not teaching you.

[She pauses for a moment, head tilting as she thinks.]

Yep, that's it. Let me know.

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[evocation]

What? You think most people want you to stop bugging them? Why?

[trashmouths]

[ squint ] Have you heard some of the shit I say?

I know it's rude, but I don't know how to stop it.

Anyway--teach me how to set things on fire.

[evocation]

Yeah, but whatever. You don't mean any of it.

[trashmouths]

Not unless it's about Eddie's mom. [ That grins back! Congratulations. ]

So when're you gonna teach me?

[evocation]

Want to start now?