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[evocation]

Hey. Uh... I've never posted to the network before, huh? I'm Kyna.

[Kyna helpfully wiggles her fingers in a little wave. She's very clearly some kind of elf, with pointy ears and all.]

So, my magic's back, which is good, since a lot of things want to fucking kill us here. Anyway, I'm offering lessons or whatever. I'm an evocation wizard, which means I know a lot of spells that blow shit up, but I know defensive magic too, if that's your bag. No healing spells, though. Find a cleric for that.

Oh, yeah, this probably goes without saying but, you know, bloodthirsty assholes need not apply. If I've heard sketchy shit about you I'm not teaching you.

[She pauses for a moment, head tilting as she thinks.]

Yep, that's it. Let me know.

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[completelycrazy]

[His eyebrows shoot up. He's just on audio at the moment, but this definitely comes through in his voice.]

Uh, that won't be a problem, trust me. I got into MIT at fourteen.

[evocation]

[Kyna rolls her eyes.]

Oh boy. Another genius. Are you gonna have a meltdown if you suck at this?

[completelycrazy]

I'm not gonna suck, so no. And what do you mean "another" genius?

[evocation]

The whole skipping high school thing. Someone else here did that, too.

[completelycrazy]

I didn't say I skipped high school. I said I went to MIT at fourteen. [Which BEARS REPEATING sorry did you not hear how cool and smart he is???]

But okay, fine, who skipped high school?

[evocation]

Lance? He went to college when he was like, fourteen too.

[completelycrazy]

Hm. Don't know who that is, sorry. Did he have a meltdown about not being good at magic or something?