Video 2 (Backdated to the 12th)

[toiletseat_girl]

[the video opens on an awkward looking teenage girl, sitting cross-legged on a bed, wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts. she's holding a sheathed sword in her lap.

finally, she speaks]

Okay. I'm looking for someone to teach me how to fight. Fist-fighting, martial arts, swordfighting, guns, I don't care. I'm just sick of everyone else fighting my battles for me.

I guess that's about it. Just--lemme know if you can help. Thanks.

Comments

[Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

[A lazy sing-song voice]

~Everybody was kung-fu fighting~

[Audio]

[toiletseat_girl]

[there is a long pause on the other side of the line, then a wary voice]

...are you making fun of me?

Re: [Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

No. I wouldn't do that. In this place it's only smart to be as prepared as possible.

[He sighs]

I sort of just wanted to lighten the mood cuz...sometimes its depressing to think of the fact that this is a place where kids have to this kind of stuff.

[Audio]

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay. Okay, cool.

...oh. Well, I'm technically a grown-up? Since I'm eighteen. And I figure it's a good idea to learn since I don't think we've seen the last of the Null.

Re: [Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Nah. 18's really still a kid.

I don't mean that as an insult and I'm not saying you don't know shit or that you don't have experience....s'just there's something about actually being around for a really long time that...s'just different. There's not a short course for aging.

[Audio]

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah? How long have you been around?

Re: [Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Take a guess

[Audio]

[toiletseat_girl]

[a groan] Aww, c'mon. I'm really bad at that kind of thing.

Re: [Audio]

[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Humor me. Take your best shot, I promise not to be offended if you think I'm a grizzled old fart.

[Audio]

[toiletseat_girl]

[she sighs] Okay, okay. Forty?