Video 2 (Backdated to the 12th)

[toiletseat_girl]

[the video opens on an awkward looking teenage girl, sitting cross-legged on a bed, wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts. she's holding a sheathed sword in her lap.

finally, she speaks]

Okay. I'm looking for someone to teach me how to fight. Fist-fighting, martial arts, swordfighting, guns, I don't care. I'm just sick of everyone else fighting my battles for me.

I guess that's about it. Just--lemme know if you can help. Thanks.

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[The fact that Henry is visibly wearing mail should be an indication that he knows what he speaks of.]

The type of sword dictates the technique. They differ greatly. With the eastern sword you hold, you might ask Ikaruga for lessons.

[He cocks his head.]

My advice to you is that you focus. You should not attempt to learn too many at once. 'Tis necessary to practice with dedication, so consider in better detail what you want. I am certain that I shall then be able to recommend one of my guardsmen, or else another resident, willing to instruct you.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Great. Know where I can find her?

[she sighs]

Look, all I'm trying to do is--is cast a wide net, okay? I'm just saying that I'm not fucking picky about what I learn, just that I do learn.

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[storyseeker]

There are a lot of combat experts here who could probably teach you the complex stuff. But as a former skinny teenage girl, I can show you how to throw a punch and fight dirty when you have to.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Thank you. That's a start. That's more than I know now.

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[igniting]

[Hey, George, what's up?]

I can't help you with the sword or the guns, but I can teach you the rest of it. What are you looking for? Self-defense or more than that?

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[toiletseat_girl]

[other than the sky?]

Okay, awesome. And. I was kinda hoping for more than that, if that's cool?

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[justmath]

[She seems sincere enough, and her reason is sound, and Tim can't really refuse to help when it's been asked for. He's not keen on advertising his abilities to the city at large, though, especially given how that address to the network he made was received, so. Locked comment it is.]

I can teach you how to fight - under three conditions.

voice; private.

[toiletseat_girl]

[George is just frustrated as hell with being the damsel and having to rely on her Reaper metabolism to heal everything]

...yeah? What're those?

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[am_i_a_monster]

Hi, George. I can teach you how to shoot. Do you have a gun?

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[toiletseat_girl]

Hey, Abigail. How're things?

[looks sheepish]

...actually, I don't. I was kinda hoping someone else would and I could borrow theirs.

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[whip_poor_will]

Going to war, are you?

[They grow up so fast.]

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[toiletseat_girl]

No. At least I'm not planning on it. I just don't wanna be stuck defenseless like I was when the Null invaded.

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[nowherewolf]

Hey girl hey.

[It's kind of a joking tone, like this is an inside joke between them. Just roll with it.]

You wanna learn how to throw knives? I don't know shit about swords and you probably shouldn't throw them, but knives I can do.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Hey, yourself. Haven't heard from you in a while.

[she's also joking (but also kind of means it)]

I would love to learn how to throw knives. Do you have some I could use, or should I stop by the armory first?

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[thelastjoy]

I know a trick for guns. But you'd have to find one first. [She's pretty sure Ghoul wouldn't let her take his to a stranger.]

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[toiletseat_girl]

...yeah, that's a bit of a problem. 'Cause I don't actually have one of my own.

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[hasitsthorns]

I know Muay Thai and Aikido. The first is more aggressive and emphasis on your legs, the second is defensive and for when you want to end battles passively.

Also pretty good with daggers but I only got one of those so if you want to practice you'll have to get your own.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Let's go with Muay Thai, then. I'm a good runner, so I already have strong legs. If that helps?

Right. So, to the armory? What exactly should I be looking for?

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[so_dark_a_road]

I can teach you the sword, or firearms. And if you want to learn to use your fists, I'm good with that, too.

Also, I'm a smith. I make weapons, so you'll have your own as soon as I have a chance to craft some for you.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[she visibly straightens up]

Yes. Awesome. All of the above, please. Thanks.

[raises an eyebrow curiously] Seriously? Damn. You've got all kinds of skills, don't you?

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[knifecollecting]

I said I'd teach you to shoot.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Okay, then. Can we get started, maybe?

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[ghostlocked]

preppin for another null invasion or is somethin else goin on?
if u want more magic lessons we can fast track u to the more advanced stuff. uve got a knack for that shit anyway.
u r ready grasshopper.
etc.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, I don't think we've seen the last of the Null. That, and just because I can survive being skewered, it doesn't mean that I wanna be.

I am so ready, sensei. You know where to find me.

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[whistlewhilstyouwork]

[A lazy sing-song voice]

~Everybody was kung-fu fighting~

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[toiletseat_girl]

[there is a long pause on the other side of the line, then a wary voice]

...are you making fun of me?

[farmboyjedi]

I'm willing. I'm skilled in pretty much all of those even without my innate powers.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah? Where should I find you?