Video 2 (Backdated to the 12th)

[toiletseat_girl]

[the video opens on an awkward looking teenage girl, sitting cross-legged on a bed, wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts. she's holding a sheathed sword in her lap.

finally, she speaks]

Okay. I'm looking for someone to teach me how to fight. Fist-fighting, martial arts, swordfighting, guns, I don't care. I'm just sick of everyone else fighting my battles for me.

I guess that's about it. Just--lemme know if you can help. Thanks.

Comments

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[thelastjoy]

Well, shit. You're literally magic. [She'd like to argue about the point of drinking but she's kind of caught up on the injury thing.]

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[toiletseat_girl]

Never thought about it that way? [she can reattach severed limbs. it's gross]

voice;

[thelastjoy]

How could you not? You're beyond the most jazzed up thing ever. [She would be both disgusted and delighted. As it is, she's swinging hard towards amazed right now.]

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[toiletseat_girl]

I dunno, I was just too focused on the dead thing. And the "no seeing my family" thing. It was kind of hard to see the upside in that. [she would be so surprised if she knew]

voice;

[thelastjoy]

Well, yeah. [And now she feels kind of bad for getting excited.] I get that. It sucks bein' dead. But you gotta admit now it's kind of cool.

voice;

[toiletseat_girl]

[ehh, don't feel bad. George has been depressed since childhood]

Kind of? It's just weird to think about it that way. You know, as a good thing.

voice;

[thelastjoy]

[They've got so much in common.]

I mean, I'd think it was cool. It'd be really useful to be able to heal up instead of, you know, dyin' when a ray burn gets green.

voice;

[toiletseat_girl]

[depressed teenage girls, unite?]

I guess. Still doesn't mean I wanna be defenseless. But, what's a ray burn?

voice;

[thelastjoy]

[They can form an emo girlband.]

Well, no. But you learn how to fight really good on top of that and you'll be the most dangerous thing 'round. A certified murder wizard. And uh, a ray burn's what you get after you get shot by a laser. If you don't die it's still gonna burn you good.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[...she likes the sound of being the most dangerous thing around. she likes it a lot]

...yeah. I guess I would. Huh.

That sounds really, really unpleasant.

voice;

[thelastjoy]

No guessin', you would be. Could be, actually.

It is. Those burns hurt an absolute fuckton.

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[toiletseat_girl]

I think I'm gonna just. Let that thought sink in a bit.

Being burned normally is a bitch. So, yeah, I'd imagine that a laser burn would be even worse.

voice;

[thelastjoy]

Don't ever try it, is all I'm sayin'. But I've only seen one blaster 'round here, so I don't think you got to worry 'bout it.

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[toiletseat_girl]

And that one person holding it isn't trigger happy or anything?

voice;

[thelastjoy]

Oh, he is. But he's not gonna shoot you unless you start something with him. Or get in the way when he starts something with someone else.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, I'm not about to start anything with anyone who has a gun. Especially not a laser gun.

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[thelastjoy]

Good. Ghoul's really great anyway. Better to get on with him instead of tryin' to piss him off.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Is Ghoul his name? I'd remember someone with a name like that.

voice;

[thelastjoy]

Yeah, it's Fun Ghoul. He's kind of hard to miss.

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[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, can't say that I know 'im. But maybe we'll run into each other? It's a small enough place.

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[thelastjoy]

I'm sure you will. Small's kinda an understand 'bout it.

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[toiletseat_girl]

I know, right? It's like a constant thing of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon in here.

voice;

[thelastjoy]

A friend of yours?

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[toiletseat_girl]

Nah, he was an actor who was in a ton of movies. The joke was, you could connect any other actor to 'im within six movies.

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[thelastjoy]

Oh. So a really busy guy, huh? We didn't really have a lotta movies back home.