Video 3 - George's room

[toiletseat_girl]

[the video opens on an average-looking teenage girl sitting cross legged on a chair, looking awkward.

very awkward.

very, very, very awkward.

she opens her mouth, then closes it. then opens it again to ask]

So, um. This is gonna sound stupid? Probably because it is. But does anyone have any tips for how to--how to flirt? 'Cause I don't know how. Like, at all.

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[toiletseat_girl]

[not even a little bit, no]

...how'm I supposed to do that? It's not like you can just up and say "hi, I'm feeling very bisexual today."

[ex_break829]

Hey, why not?

[toiletseat_girl]

Because it would be weird.

[ex_break829]

Forthright ain't weird. I mean, you don't have to phrase it like that, but "I dig chicks" is fine.

[toiletseat_girl]

I'm still having trouble figuring out a way to work that into a conversation.

[ex_break829]

No, no, that is the conversation, sweetheart-- George. You can jazz it up with some other facts about yourself or dig into their boy/girl/other preferences if you want but your central topic is swinging both ways.

[toiletseat_girl]

And do it how? Say, "gee, wasn't Kate Winslet hot in 'Titanic?'"

[ex_break829]

I don't know what that means.

[toiletseat_girl]

Seriously? Sucks to be you. She was scorching hot.