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hadriel2016-03-22 01:34 pm
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does anyone here know how to sew?
newt and i think we can get supplies from hope to start making good clothes. you know, better than the rags in the shops here, which fyi are worse than department store clothes
i'm going to learn how to sew [maybe] too. fashion is my thing. if nothing else, i can tell anyone who cares what works and what doesn't
i'll basically be a fashion consultant. for free [now nobody can say emily wouldn't consider doing pro bono work]
anyway, let us know here if you're interested. we'll probably do it anyway, but it's not like we'll be hoarding whatever we make. at least with me around, you can be sure you'll get something that works for you
newt and i think we can get supplies from hope to start making good clothes. you know, better than the rags in the shops here, which fyi are worse than department store clothes
i'm going to learn how to sew [maybe] too. fashion is my thing. if nothing else, i can tell anyone who cares what works and what doesn't
i'll basically be a fashion consultant. for free [now nobody can say emily wouldn't consider doing pro bono work]
anyway, let us know here if you're interested. we'll probably do it anyway, but it's not like we'll be hoarding whatever we make. at least with me around, you can be sure you'll get something that works for you
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Uh, no, because that would be way more creepy. And totally unnecessary.
Okay true but this stupid cave could use some central heating.
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it's actually flattering to ask a girl to model clothes for you, dumbass. now if it's unnecessary, all i have to say is this: i don't want to hear what you two are getting up to, and please use protection
or ask ash to help you warm up ;)
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Wow, no offense but I'm so not taking romance advice from any of you guys. For so many reasons.
[Ranging from seeing how their own relationships went to the--more what he's talking about--issue of that he has no idea if half the advice he gets is serious or just to mess with him.]
Also that's so not what I meant and now you're being the creep.
A creepy creeper creep.
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She's also literally laughing out loud because this is so easy, Chris, what a nerd.]
i find that more than a little ridiculous, given you're the only one of us that hasn't been in a relationship. like, what would you know
LOL chris you're so bad at this. prime chance to get cozy with your girlfriend. it's sexy, not creepy. it's not like i'm telling you to force her, omg. get real
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Um, yeah, and I think that proves my point.
[You're all terrible examples as far as relationships go.]
Okay first off it's only been like two months.
['It' being officially dating, which he still can't believe.]
And secondly maybe I'm the odd one out here but I don't find near-death experiences super great for setting the romantic mood or whatever, and that's pretty much all that's been happening here.
[Not exactly sexy, especially considering the whole unpleasant thing that happened at home, but this conversation is teasing and not serious and he doesn't have any desire for it to turn into such.]
Not to mention that there's like five of us in the same house. And you're all super nosy.
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wow. rude
omg im not FORCING you into anything. and you've been pining for each other for so long that it may as well be years. jesus
chris oh my god i am not telling you two to go skinny-dipping in the freezing, creepy-ass river and make out the entire time. you said you were cold, i said you could help each other warm up. you could fucking cuddle, for fuck's sake
[Please. She's not about to relive that awful night, okay? Nor suggest anyone else do the same.]
it's not being nosy if you two are fucking obvious
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[And okay, he's trying to stay light about this, but now he's just sort of feeling agitated and it's making him snippy.]
Right, well, I so didn't ask for advice, okay?
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jesus someone's sensitive
[But Emily won't prod any further. Not because she doesn't want to hurt him (honestly, he needs thicker skin), but because she gets it, kind of. Sex and intimacy aren't really her thing. If their roles were reversed right now, she would've told Chris to fuck off and leave her along maybe ten messages ago.
So in the interest of solidarity, she just goes back to the reason this conversation even started.]
leave your pink jacket somewhere i can find it. your donation is appreciated. you're contributing to the greater good. to fashion consciousness
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Sure thing.
Wow I never thought those words would be spoken in my direction, but I'll take them. Even if they might be sarcastic.
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not sarcastic AT ALL, i assure you
[100% sarcastic.]
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Right. Sure. Totally not.
It's okay, I know my pink jacket is just too on the cutting edge of fashion to be appreciated. I'm used to it.
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yes that's EXACTLY right, that's what it is. cutting edge. yeah
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Hey, it was produced by alien technology. Or the color was anyway. That's pretty cutting edge.
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no, chris. that's not how fashion works
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