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[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.
So here goes.]
anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.
[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.
...
...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]
strongly prefer nonhumans.
(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )
So here goes.]
anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.
[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.
...
...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]
strongly prefer nonhumans.
(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )
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soooo i hear you have an itch you need scratching and i have one hell of a long backscratcher.
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color me interested
i have... certain limitations at the moment, but if you're not lying out of your ass, we might be able to work something out
pix?
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that's cool. i'm a full believer in safewords.
above or below the waist?
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both 😏
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For the moment, thought, get a picture of his helmeted head and armored lap; look, you don't get all the goods right at first. There needs to be a little give and take, a slowburn, so to speak.
Okay, not really a slow burn, but more like gotta get the match lit first.]
so what, non-humans a kink for you?
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maybe. why, u nonhuman?
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[It's all a gray area, really...]
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found a sword, went on a quest, was lied to so an alien could get a ship, got pregnant, had an alien son, now i'm an ambassador and my son's pretty important? i dunno. it's cool; i think i'm kinda different now but don't ask me how. kinda other.
it's cool. all the important parts are as perfect and in the right places.
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u got pregnant?
wtf i thought u had a dick
[Guess who's never heard of mpreg before.]
lol It's all gooooood!
i do and it's glorious! i didn't really need to find a sword considering the size of the one i was already packing.
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officially too weird for me
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what? come on, baby, single parents are the best lays. everyone knows that.
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bye