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[Early on the evening ("evening" ... what even are these suns) of the tenth, Rita decides that since she isn't dead or raging out, and since she's stuck here for however long, she may as well start indulging herself again.

So here goes.]

anybody dtf? i strongly prefer men.

[Guess who doesn't know her world's zombie virus is transmitted like as STD.

...

...a little while later, when she finds out the "like an STD" bit, she edits her post to add:]

strongly prefer nonhumans.

(ooc: your character is probably not immune (maybe?? idk), but they can be if you want them to be! however, ICly it's not something rita would know, so it'd be... a risk. anyway, the point of the post is rita's priorities are skewed. have fun c: )

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[Now this is what she's talking about.]

color me interested

i have... certain limitations at the moment, but if you're not lying out of your ass, we might be able to work something out

pix?

[The magic words "dtf" will always catch his ears like a dogwhistle.]

that's cool. i'm a full believer in safewords.

above or below the waist?

i keep liking what i'm hearing from you

both 😏

[Emojis. Now we're getting somewhere.

For the moment, thought, get a picture of his helmeted head and armored lap; look, you don't get all the goods right at first. There needs to be a little give and take, a slowburn, so to speak.

Okay, not really a slow burn, but more like gotta get the match lit first.]

so what, non-humans a kink for you?

omg u tease

maybe. why, u nonhuman?

does a chosen one count?

[It's all a gray area, really...]

only if you explain urself</font!

Edited (im impressed i typo'd both the opening and closing html tags identically) 2018-03-17 00:42 (UTC)

[Oh, god, where to start.]

found a sword, went on a quest, was lied to so an alien could get a ship, got pregnant, had an alien son, now i'm an ambassador and my son's pretty important? i dunno. it's cool; i think i'm kinda different now but don't ask me how. kinda other.

it's cool. all the important parts are as perfect and in the right places.

[Honestly out of all of that there's only one thing she wants to address.]

u got pregnant?

wtf i thought u had a dick

[Guess who's never heard of mpreg before.]

[Oh, don't worry, he's used to it. A lot. A lot lot.]

i do and it's glorious! i didn't really need to find a sword considering the size of the one i was already packing.

[...how. No. No, don't answer that. She doesn't wanna know.]

officially too weird for me

[He's got the scar. Want to see?]

what? come on, baby, single parents are the best lays. everyone knows that.

not worth the annoyance of children

bye

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lol It's all gooooood!

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