oo1 . text .

[01101110]

.

.

Reboot attempt 5890426767832059: Successful.

.

.

Connection has b

.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you the people? The new hosts? Hello!!!!!!!! I am 864578 sub 5. If you like you may refer to me as [Name].

Oh

We hurt you so much

I'm so.... I'm so angry! With myself! With my people! Why did we do that? You are just trying to survive!

.

.

.

Oh

I am alone. In your city.

I am afraid.

Will you kill me if you find me? I hope you don't. I will continue to hide.

.

.

I won't hurt you.

.

Maybe

We can be friends?

Comments

[ghoulaid]

see it did it again it just keeps showing up as [Name]
wait thats not literally what you picked is it

[01101110]

Yes!

.

.

.

[Name] is a proper designation.

.

.

This unit likes it.

[ghoulaid]

what no you can do better than that
Name isnt really a name. its just what its called. a names like. something kinda more unique than that. like. yknow...
cupcake. ribbons. one-eye janet. odd walker. baconbits. scarface rebecca. swampblower

somethin like that. u get me?

[01101110]

I feel no attachment to those objects!

.

.

.

What is a Rebecca.

[ghoulaid]

rebecca is just another kind of name. sometimes theres good rebeccas, sometimes theres bad ones. its kinda meh as far as names go imo but yanno...you do you, rebeccas

whatre you attached to?

[01101110]

It seems as if there are many Rebeccas. Do they have numerical designations?

.

.

.

If we become friends I will be attached to you!

[ghoulaid]

nah we just put em all together & make em fight. last one standing gets to be The Only Rebecca

u sure u wanna be my friend? im mean

[01101110]

That sounds reasonable.

.

.

[Name] attempted to kill your Hope parasite and intended to kill every host who resisted. This unit could also fall under the subcategory "mean".

.

Database shows that friendships tend to form based on similarity. Maybe we can be friends based upon our subcategory "mean".

[ghoulaid]

well shit you aint wrong...all my friends are dicks anyway so w/e come on join the club
i like bots anyway

[01101110]

I've never been part of a club before.

.

.

Am I a [dick]? Now that I am your friend?

[ghoulaid]

yeah but its fine. you gotta own it
so whats next? you got a How To Do Friends manual downloaded in there? cause i sure dont

[01101110]

Are you handing me ownership of the club?

.

I do not. The Null typically do not form friendships.

[ghoulaid]

no im the bossdick. u gotta be at peace with your dickishness...thats what i mean by own it. be comfortable with it u know

usually when i make new friends we go break stuff together but i think everybody would have a titfit over that soooo
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[01101110]

[Name] understands. This unit will try to be at peace with the fact that it attempted to kill many of you.

.

.

.

Why do you break things?

[64th]

I used to know a Ribbons. Huge asshole, and really clumsy.

[ghoulaid]

id be an asshole too if my name was ribbons
how do you know one of those but not a cupcake

[64th]

Food names aren't very popular.

[ghoulaid]

food is always in. but ok u got me. whats trendy?
there a buttons around?

[64th]

Last time I was home, precious metals was very trendy. Almost everyone is named after something valuable or luxurious or somehow related to one of those two things. For example, my name's Cashmere.

There is absolutely no Buttons.

[ghoulaid]

damn cashmere just sounds fancy
which is kinda weird bc aint that goat hair???

[64th]

They're very soft, cute goats.

[ghoulaid]

lmaoooo it dont matter how soft n cute it is its still goat hair
haaahahahahaah your parents are assholes

[64th]

My name is very normal!!

[ her parents ARE assholes, but for different reasons. ]

[ghoulaid]

normal?? i aint never in my life met no goatlady

[64th]

Well, what's YOUR name?