[VIDEO] 🔥 TWO

[restinglichface]

[The broadcast opens up on Lup's bright, beaming expression, her mouth balled up to the right in a grin, mischief dancing against her eyes. For those who haven't seen the elf in awhile, she's sporting a new 'do, her usual long locks cropped short to her head, though with a little help from her brother, she pulls off the look effortlessly.

It's honestly the most excited Lup's looked in the past three weeks.]

Sup, nerds. This is your fav evocation expert sendin' out the call for ladies needin' a weekend away. Hadriel life runnin' ya ragged? Need a break from the liches in charge tuggin' ya this way an' that? Just plain ol' bored lookin' at your family's dumb faces?

[The corner of her mouth twitches upwards as she tries to hold back a laugh, before the elf is quickly adding,] --Sorry, Koko.

Then come join me on a trip outside these shitty dunes to explore what the rest of this world has to offer. Any an' all gals are invited. Just hit me up an' we'll get this ball rollin'.

[She pulls the phone away from her face so she can show off a few instagram angles, complete with duck face.] Lup out!

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[killthisparty]

[ Oh, Lup, he doesn't want sugarcoated answers. In fact, this dry lil' sonuvabitch just doesn't know this place and just wants to know what's out there, while he doesn't have a way to explore it himself.]

Huh-uh.

Bet they'll have margaritas an' shit.

[restinglichface]

[She's sorry for taking care of you, oh my god.]

Mhm, they fuckin' better. You want me t'bring you one back? Got a flavor preference?

[killthisparty]

[ She'll be even more sorry when she meets him in person, one day. Maybe. He kind of wants to see an elf in person? Also she's hot?]

God, just fuck me up.
Bring me the tiny umbrellas, too.

[restinglichface]

[It needs to happen. If only for him to get his promised drink.]

Oh babe, you are so on. Prepare to get dunked on.

[killthisparty]

[ Lets make this happen. Lets get this awkward little rude shit in front of the elf lady.]

Fuckin' drown me in margaritaville, honey.

[ Okay, he kind of lost track of what he was doing. And...talked more than he wanted to. AND- what the fuck.]

Huh, what're ya'll doin' out there anyway?

[restinglichface]

[Lup laughs at that, looking delighted, interest curling in the twist of her smile.]

Just seein' the sights, gettin' some good ol' bonding time in. Recharge our chakras, I guess.

[killthisparty]

[ There's a few idle sounds, almost like clicking, something being moved before he answers. Maybe takes a couple more seconds than it's exactly necessary in a conversation, but give him a break, he's not used to phone calls.]

Aren't there monsters out there?

[ Don't take him for careful or fearful, really. It's mostly said out of curiosity, and not knowing how to end a conversation.]

[restinglichface]

Probs. But nothing I can't handle. I can keep my girls safe, don't you worry about it.

[Lup's the very last person he'd ever want to talk to then cause she can drag a conversation out into forever.] Why, you wanna see one for yourself?

[killthisparty]

Dunno.

[ A pause.]

Mebbe. I guess.

[ He saw some really fucked up ones when he popped in. Cool in concept, but so much when there's a group of them around you.]

[restinglichface]

Want me to bring you back a monster to ogle, then?

[killthisparty]

[ Another pause...]



For real?

[ He can't tell anymore, man.]

[restinglichface]

Sure. I'll wrap it up in a cute lil' bow for you too.

[killthisparty]

...fuck it. Catch somethin' cool.

[restinglichface]

Can do, homeslice. Prepare to get your socks blown off. Catch you in a few days.