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[goodluckkobra]

been here a little while now. this place is a fuckin trip.

[ Not that he's too mad about it. He's supposed to be dead.]

so what are people doin for fun around here? there a place for secret parties or anyone got some good tunes?

also where's a guy go to get an itch scratched around here? lookin for a good time. ;D


[ And then later there's an edit with an addition: ]

ps i pissed my bed until i was 12 and have winnie the pooh sex dreams xoxo

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[goodluckkobra]

I HATE U. I HATE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[thelastjoy]

wasnt winnie supposed to be a nice guy ?? youll never get in his pants sayin stuff like that

[ghoulaid]

haaaaaahahahahaha it dont even wear pants
stop it im dyin

[goodluckkobra]

keep that up and you won't be wearin no pants neither

[killthisparty]

what the fuck does that even MEAN

[ghoulaid]

wait is that like
is that a threat or????

[goodluckkobra]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[thelastjoy]

it's just runnin around all in its birthday best ??
kk just gotta go for the easy ones instead puttin in the hard work

[ghoulaid]

nah not all the way. it gotta coat on or smth
lmao right tho? then again idk maybe he needs em as easy as he can get cause this aint goin too good.....if u ever wanna try pullin hotties, basically do the reverse of everything u see happenin here

[thelastjoy]

thats somehow way more pervy
we aint talkin about me here. were trashin kobra not talkin about me pullin nothing

[ghoulaid]

awwwwwwww i think our firecracker is shy
u knoqw one day u might find a sassy lil dynamo that u wanna hold hands with and make googly eyes at and start fires with and thats ok

( OH NO... did she think she was immune to parental teasing about dating? Because... )

[thelastjoy]

i aint shy!!
just got more important things to do then moon over some stranger
leave that shit for kobra. i can start fires on my own just fine

[Someone is definitely getting flustered. She's glad to be hiding in her room.]

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[killthisparty]

its the good girls u gotta watch out for

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[thelastjoy]

no one ever said nice and good was the same thing
or ever accused yall of going after nice girls

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[killthisparty]

i like nice girls

[ And then it hits him who he's talking to and this suddenly feels kind of weird.]

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[thelastjoy]

the droid girls dont count for nice when youre payin them

[Whereas Girl thinks this is the invite to talk at the adult's table.]

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[killthisparty]

droids are people too
ill party down with them
any girl is a nice girl

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[thelastjoy]

have you seen people? droids are too good to be called that
that sounds like a good way to get robbed. people shaped and functional aint the same as nice

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[goodluckkobra]

gross and a lie

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[killthisparty]

not true
i do like nice girls
i like mean girls too

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[goodluckkobra]

the fuck about me says I wanna nice guy? I'm gonna fuck a bear, it's gonna be a mean bear

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[thelastjoy]

pretty cure thats a good way to get a nipple clawed off

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[goodluckkobra]

I got another. plus what a great story!

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[thelastjoy]

you think anyone would ever let you live that down ??

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[goodluckkobra]

you just don't get my whole groove