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[goodluckkobra]

been here a little while now. this place is a fuckin trip.

[ Not that he's too mad about it. He's supposed to be dead.]

so what are people doin for fun around here? there a place for secret parties or anyone got some good tunes?

also where's a guy go to get an itch scratched around here? lookin for a good time. ;D


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ps i pissed my bed until i was 12 and have winnie the pooh sex dreams xoxo

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[outofthefire]

We have pot and we have the Speakeasy. That's about it as far as good times go. Nobody thought to bring along any of the really interesting drugs.

And what kind of good time are you looking for, stranger?

PS: I've heard weirder things than that.

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[goodluckkobra]

don't do drugs no more. just lookin to make some friends, maybe hook up with a hottie

ps brb committing murder

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[outofthefire]

Well, I could be two birds with one stone. Because I could always use more friends and I've been told that I'm hot.

PS: don't let me stop you

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[proselytise]

[ Ignoring the content of the main post for now-- ]

that's so brave of you to share with us.

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[goodluckkobra]

THAT WASN'T ME I'M GOING TO KILL HIM

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[proselytise]

a tried and true excuse on forums everywhere. good idea.

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[thelastjoy]

i know that your mags showed a lot of weird pics of animals but i didnt think it was a serious thing for you

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[goodluckkobra]

I HATE U. I HATE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[thelastjoy]

wasnt winnie supposed to be a nice guy ?? youll never get in his pants sayin stuff like that

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[stonebird]

Are those topics suitable for public discussion? (She says "no". Etiquette is important, Kobra.)

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[goodluckkobra]

the fuck not?

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[stonebird]

I thought as much. I would offer suggestions for wonderful bards, but your manners leave much to be desired.

[ghoulaid]

i thought it was til 14???

[killthisparty]

nah that was the missing the toilet thing

[ghoulaid]

lol he still misses the toilet
but i mean u taught him everything he knows so no wonder

[goodluckkobra]

nah that's Party you're thinkin of. he tries to pass it off as a fetish.

[killthisparty]

aw kid so glad u came out with it
proud of u

[ Fuck you, his bedroom door is locked.]

[goodluckkobra]

gonna get u later asshole. gonna get you good.

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[sneaklizard]

well that got extra weird by the end there

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[goodluckkobra]

YOUR FACE GOT EXTRA WEIRD TOWARDS THE END THERE

OH SNAP

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[pocketspa]

[He is like, rancorously laughing on the other side.]

well
GREAT to know your kinks beforehand
really good setup for a relationship here
gotta know all those kinks
jsyk dont know if anyone in the city is into piss

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[goodluckkobra]

I AM NOT INTO PISS
100% sure
probably

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[laststartofall]

let me know if you need help getting into partys room.

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[goodluckkobra]

gonna fuck up his face so bad he'll have 2 faces

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[killthisparty]

remember that the next time he punches u too