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[goodluckkobra]

been here a little while now. this place is a fuckin trip.

[ Not that he's too mad about it. He's supposed to be dead.]

so what are people doin for fun around here? there a place for secret parties or anyone got some good tunes?

also where's a guy go to get an itch scratched around here? lookin for a good time. ;D


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ps i pissed my bed until i was 12 and have winnie the pooh sex dreams xoxo

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[goodluckkobra]

[ He knows the word "bard" from exactly one place. ]

wait are we playin dungeons and dragons now? I wanna be an elf!

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[stonebird]

We have Elves here already and they would not take lightly to you playing pretend.

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[goodluckkobra]

wait there are actual elves here? THAT IS SO COOL!

[ And just like that, Kobra has completely lost track of the conversation. Was he being criticized? He has no idea. ]

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[stonebird]

Yes and I consider them family. (So be respectful. Sansa needs to not be so subtle with him.)

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[goodluckkobra]

wait no okay but that's really neat! like REALLY. I've never met an elf. are they real pretty? can they do magic? ohhhh do they sword fight?

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[stonebird]

They are extremely handsome and graceful. Their ladies are beautiful beyond words, though I am sad to say none of them reside here.

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[goodluckkobra]

aww so I can't meet them? you must be pretty cool if they let you hang with them.

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[stonebird]

The male Elves are here and they are noble lords and princes. I am only a human woman and they have been very kind to me.

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[goodluckkobra]

whoa that's fuckin milkshake, tho. like are they regular nice or do they just like you?

sorry just so many cool people here. I only knew humans and maybe a couple of droids back home, but you prob don't wanna hear about the droids cause you seem all classy n shit.

hi I'm Kobra

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[stonebird]

They are kind to all who show them the same courtesy. They are part of the reason Hadriel is well-stocked with weapons.

I would not mind hearing about droids if I knew what they were?

I'm Sansa.

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[goodluckkobra]

dunno if I'd count as kind, but I try to be cool to people unless they give me a reason not to be :)

droids are like mechanical people for doin stuff when you can't get people to do it