text;

[goodluckkobra]

been here a little while now. this place is a fuckin trip.

[ Not that he's too mad about it. He's supposed to be dead.]

so what are people doin for fun around here? there a place for secret parties or anyone got some good tunes?

also where's a guy go to get an itch scratched around here? lookin for a good time. ;D


[ And then later there's an edit with an addition: ]

ps i pissed my bed until i was 12 and have winnie the pooh sex dreams xoxo

Comments

Re: text (cw: sexual reference)

[outofthefire]

Don't worry, I'll take GOOD care of him.
How would you know?

Re: text (cw: sexual reference)

[killthisparty]

i can hear him

Re: text (cw: sexual reference)

[outofthefire]

Anyone ever tell you that listening to your friends masturbate is weird?

Re: text (cw: sexual reference)

[killthisparty]

hes not my friend
Hes my kid

Re: text (cw: sexual reference)

[outofthefire]

That's even weirder.
Even though I'm calling bullshit on the "he's my kid" thing.

[killthisparty]

what the fuck do u know
aint no lie there

[ ...I mean, technically, no. Just trolling misdirection. ]

[outofthefire]

I know lots of things.
Too bad for you that you'll never get to know them.

[killthisparty]

u know
ur almost milkshake
need some fire to it
treat the kid right
dont wanna hear him crying back

[outofthefire]

I've got plenty of fire.
I'll treat him real good.
You won't.