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[weedbgon]

okay gang time to get into a LITTLE philosophy with your pal professor merle. put your ass to the grass and talk this out. stay in school with me. don't be a loser!

now, hypothetically. in terms of this whole killer robots thing, since we can probably all agree they're assholes and they kinda make snags for us.

if you had a question you wanted to forward to one of the NORMAL killer robots who DOESN'T wanna be our friend, what's at the top of your list? assuming there's only time for like two questions before you get murdered, i mean. in the spirit of negotiation.

or heck, you know what? if you don't wanna think any up, save us all the trouble and just tell me what kinda VIBE you'd want a question to have. vibes are way easier. like cool teenager? hardboiled detective? big whiny baby? all that stuff.

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[ctrlfu]

I would want to know why they are all so cranky.

Did someone steal their cookies? I know computers always have people taking their cookies. Maybe robots too. And that would make me pretty mad.

[weedbgon]

yeah see thats the kinda questions i want lined up! dig into their motivations! land a backstory! stuff we could fix!

all the robots ive ever met and i never had to ask em a bunch of stuff. starting from scratch takes work. gotta have some perspectives!

[ctrlfu]

Yeah, a lot of my friends are robots, so.

Did you ask them to run the tutorial? You should always do that.

[weedbgon]

i got a buddy who rips their arms off. you know if they try to kill us.

so about how many of your friends actually ran a tutorial when you asked?? whats the tutorial even for?

[ctrlfu]

You could replace them with arms for HUGGING.

Oh yeah, yeah absolutely. Um. Sheila let me run her tutorial when we first met. Girls are complicated so, I mean. It really is easier when they just tell you which buttons to push.

[weedbgon]

magnus, if that's just you on a different phone you can tell me. and if you're not magnus you should probably hang out sometime.

anyway can't relate. people cant be complicated if you dont try to understand how they work in the first place

[ctrlfu]

I am Caboose! I can be Magnus though if you would like. That is a very fun name to say. Maaaaaagnuuuuuuus.

I like it.

Yeah, I don't understand most things? But Sheila was very nice and walked me through everything and even though there were way too many pedals I still only blew Church up the one time.

I mean.

The tank blew Church up and we don't blame anyone for that happening. It was nobody's fault. Except maybe Tucker's. It is usually Tucker's fault so we can just say it was his this time too.

[weedbgon]

i don't understand most of that. but i CAN say there's nothing wrong with screwing up! thats life advice!

like look, i'm a cleric and to SOME people i guess that means i'm always supposed to heal my buddies up if they get blown up

and i screw that up all the time. it's fine. shit happens.