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[weedbgon]

okay gang time to get into a LITTLE philosophy with your pal professor merle. put your ass to the grass and talk this out. stay in school with me. don't be a loser!

now, hypothetically. in terms of this whole killer robots thing, since we can probably all agree they're assholes and they kinda make snags for us.

if you had a question you wanted to forward to one of the NORMAL killer robots who DOESN'T wanna be our friend, what's at the top of your list? assuming there's only time for like two questions before you get murdered, i mean. in the spirit of negotiation.

or heck, you know what? if you don't wanna think any up, save us all the trouble and just tell me what kinda VIBE you'd want a question to have. vibes are way easier. like cool teenager? hardboiled detective? big whiny baby? all that stuff.

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[weedbgon]

what blowing em up and stuff wasnt cool enough last time? nah. nope. i'm voting it down! that's a thing right?

last time i went in for this kind of thing the guy didn't tell me anything about how to kill the world ending terror until like a hundred years later

but i like the spirit! you know have a problem get rid of the problem. sometimes murder is just the solution! i dont make the rules

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[lovernotafighter]

dude, even if it was a thing, it wouldn't make what i asked any less right. or awesome. give me some credit here.

[Well, shit. Sounds familiar. Not exactly world ending terror, but conspiracy theories and secrets. Tucker knew them way, way too well.]

let me guess: military secret bullshit? or just normal, everyday bullshit?

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[weedbgon]

assuming they agree to tell the truth and then do it. i dunno ill give you half credit. since it would be good to know.

normal everyday i guess. i mean i kinda did the mercenary thing for a couple years but it didn't work out long term. me and some good friends of mine went out for some scientific exploration and then got caught up in uhh

more serious than rigmarole or shenanigans. apocalypse stuff. but i try not to get all serious about it.

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[lovernotafighter]

well it's not like we're gonna get a chance to actually talk to them so it doesn't really matter. pretty much from what i got from people is that they're not big on the whole diplomacy thing.

[Apocalypse stuff. Yeah. Cool. Clearly no big deal. Suuuuure.]

how "not serious" are you talking? like, "not trying to to stop it, not our prob" or "fuck it, let's do what we can because we either stop it or we can't" level. because i can totally get on board with one of those.

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[weedbgon]

yeah we're just gonna try to stop the damn thing. last stand! no running away!

and if we all die THEN it's basically not our problem anymore. kind of a win-win.