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[weedbgon]

okay gang time to get into a LITTLE philosophy with your pal professor merle. put your ass to the grass and talk this out. stay in school with me. don't be a loser!

now, hypothetically. in terms of this whole killer robots thing, since we can probably all agree they're assholes and they kinda make snags for us.

if you had a question you wanted to forward to one of the NORMAL killer robots who DOESN'T wanna be our friend, what's at the top of your list? assuming there's only time for like two questions before you get murdered, i mean. in the spirit of negotiation.

or heck, you know what? if you don't wanna think any up, save us all the trouble and just tell me what kinda VIBE you'd want a question to have. vibes are way easier. like cool teenager? hardboiled detective? big whiny baby? all that stuff.

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[weedbgon]

have i ever withheld information from you, buddy

[ and like two seconds later: ]

oh wait maybe i actually did this time

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[knockthemdead]

And I remain entirely unsurprised.

What are you up to, Merle?

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[weedbgon]

look its gonna be fine kid
im just gonna try to pop into a parley with one of those dumb robots and see what we can talk about!
probably take ten minutes tops

[knockthemdead]

[Quit it with the 'kid'!!!!!!! He's so much older than you!!!!!!]

A parley?

Merle. They are senseless, destructive machines. What on earth do you hope to accomplish?

Oh. Not to rain on your parade. Do go ahead and do whatever you wish.

[weedbgon]

[ NEVER he's krav's dad now i guess ]

i mean i at least got up to good games of chess with the last senseless destructive stuff i met up with. i'm gonna dream big! you never know until you know.

don't worry i'm gonna do it anyway.

[knockthemdead]

[YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL DAD but he can't really remember his real dad so maybe this is for the best]

I can't really fault that logic because it's true, but I'll say this: I don't like it.