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okay gang time to get into a LITTLE philosophy with your pal professor merle. put your ass to the grass and talk this out. stay in school with me. don't be a loser!

now, hypothetically. in terms of this whole killer robots thing, since we can probably all agree they're assholes and they kinda make snags for us.

if you had a question you wanted to forward to one of the NORMAL killer robots who DOESN'T wanna be our friend, what's at the top of your list? assuming there's only time for like two questions before you get murdered, i mean. in the spirit of negotiation.

or heck, you know what? if you don't wanna think any up, save us all the trouble and just tell me what kinda VIBE you'd want a question to have. vibes are way easier. like cool teenager? hardboiled detective? big whiny baby? all that stuff.

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see see
thats the catch
man
liches just suck
keep comin for your fuckin eyes
what IS it with that

anyway
tell them to fuck off or something
and dont die super hard

i think my eyes are just real tender. yeah. you know, it's the wisdom of a man of the cloth. the warmth of kenny chesney. the tenderness of a gardener. i reel the liches in with my zest for life.

betcha five coins they just zap my ass real fast. won't get any of that flair for the dramatic that im used to.

maybe they think if they take your eyes youll stop looking seductively at plants
but HAH
im in
youre gonna go in shirtless again right
please
please do that

i'm a man with habits! thats how i do these meetings. no shirt no problems. just peaceful negotiating.

great
just fantastic
tell me where youre gonna do it so i can be a fuckin mile out
at minimum
like full gonezo

challenge accepted

great alright then this convo is over too
o u t i e
dont wanna think about you shirtless longer than i have to

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