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[weedbgon]

okay gang time to get into a LITTLE philosophy with your pal professor merle. put your ass to the grass and talk this out. stay in school with me. don't be a loser!

now, hypothetically. in terms of this whole killer robots thing, since we can probably all agree they're assholes and they kinda make snags for us.

if you had a question you wanted to forward to one of the NORMAL killer robots who DOESN'T wanna be our friend, what's at the top of your list? assuming there's only time for like two questions before you get murdered, i mean. in the spirit of negotiation.

or heck, you know what? if you don't wanna think any up, save us all the trouble and just tell me what kinda VIBE you'd want a question to have. vibes are way easier. like cool teenager? hardboiled detective? big whiny baby? all that stuff.

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[restinglichface]

think merle think
what would those crummy robutts even have to give us if we won the lawsuit? extra screws? spare robo arms and legs?



ok wait scratch that that sounds awesome lets do that

[weedbgon]

happy birthday magnus we got you a bouquet of robot arms. itll be everything he's always wanted!

[restinglichface]

yknow i didnt even think of that

we could do a full redecoration of his room
really dig into his weird robo arm fetish
is it a fetish? a hobby? idk doesnt matter
what does matter is leaning full into it

[weedbgon]

its a fetish. we're gonna be clear about this because i dont know if HE knows its a fetish yet
after all this time we still haven't had the talk.
and the best place to do it is in his extreme room makeover.

[restinglichface]

okay so normally u talking about any fetish ever is like
major yuck
but this is one intervention i NEED to be at

should i make snacks???
bring my phone for filming the whole thing??
get angus to paint up some banner for max shaming??