misfired audio;

[hollowly]

( you would think, with all of the glitching happening across the network, he would have the sense to not try in the first place. but as far as he's seen, all of those glitches have been confined to text posts, and with all of the intermittent voice chats he's been having with kate –

he should be safe. right?

( sure, we'll go with that, sammy. )

they never do video – whether due to no real reason, or the fact that most of their conversations take place in the small hours of the morning is anyone's guess – so it's only audio, though there is the sound of a smile in his voice like there always is. )

So, you're missing a notebook, right? You left it on the kitchen counter. ( a beat. ) It's got something added to it, but you're gonna have to come get it to find out what it is.

( this – sadly – is how this idiot flirts. or thinks he's flirting. s i g h. )

Oh, and how do you feel about another movie night? If I promise not to burn the popcorn this time.

( that promise will probably be broken. s i g h.

and kate is probably going to flip her shit when she sees this. )

FiRSt tRAnsMitOn [Video]

[bookman_exorcist]

[The feed turns on to the redheaded exorcist in a flower crown. Beyond that and his sparkly eye things seem to be pretty normal. Lavi still hasn't quite gotten the full grasp on using the phone, but he's mostly there. No shaky video footage here.] 

Hey hey fellow... cave people? kidnapees? misplaced humanoids? Well whatever we are, how's it goin'?

I admit this place's got a lot better now that all the creepy stuff is in one spot, but does anyone need help with anything? I haven't met too many of ya, so I'll introduce myself. I'm Lavi, a Bookman and an Exorcist for the Black Order. Some of you might know Kanda already, and if you do sorry and yes he's that mean to everyone.

[He laughs and shrugs his shoulders, just in time for his filter to change to a halo.]

Anyway, feel free ta hit me up! And don't be strangers Yuu and Two Spot~.



[[ooc: very open for action comments should you prefer to run into the silly redhead near the orchard]]