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[aroundthecoroner]

So it's day 2 of Ikea madness,
and I figured we should set up some kind of cragslist situation,
so that people can get rid of things they really don't want.
Or if you for some reason feel like filling your house with this stuff
follow your dreams?

Anyway I found this yesterday:

[Attached is a photo of a very odd table, the front half of it, anyway. It's sticking out of an apartment wall at an odd angle, legs mostly horizontal. There's a second photo of the back half, which appears to be in another room.

A jacket is hanging off of one of the hooves. Looks like someone has found a use for it, at least.]

If anyone knows how to get this out of the wall
without like, destroying said wall
they're welcome to it.
But to be honest I'm kind of getting used to it.
Might call it "Dave".
This I'm not too keen on:

[Another image, this one of a kind of unsettling chair.]

Frankly you can just have it.
Please.

[Everyone is welcome to post their new furniture they don't want, or offers to acquire more. Michael is not going to moderate, but it's a platform at least!]

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[am_i_a_monster]

I found something too. I took a nap and it was just there, hanging over me, when I woke up. I thought it was part of a bad dream at first. I do not like it at all. I'm ninety-nine percent sure I'll add it to the 'cragslist'. I'm staying with Hannibal and Will, so I'll have to check with them to make sure they don't want it. Although I can't imagine they would.

[She knows Hannibal and Will would understand that it almost looks like something out her serial killer father's cabin. And no one else needs to know that part.]

This is it:

[She shows a chandelier made of antlers.]
( chandelier )

I used to hunt; I don't have a problem with using every part of an animal. But this, um, this just isn't my style. At least it doesn't smell like venison.

[or dead girls, she thinks to herself.]