one; text

[pighead]

they should have just killed us

[Hangovers suck.]

Comments

[circumitus]

[just gonna take a wild guess here and]

they say hair of the dog helps.

[unfollowing]

[Where are those emoji when you need them.]

lol sucks to be you

[64th]

I think I am ded
Dead

[pighead]

just threw up a little in my mouth thinking about it

[pighead]

i puked all over the bathroom so it sucks to be you too

[pighead]

death would feel better than this

[unfollowing]

there's other goddamn bathrooms, you gross fucking asshole

[64th]

uuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am less delighted now

[pighead]

text is the best possible way to talk to you bc it means i cant hear your voice

[circumitus]

don't think it sounds very appealing, either.
must be in the name.

[pighead]

yeah right delight more like

really

shitty hangovers

god i want to die

[unfollowing]

we live in the same house, asswipe. i will find you and i will deliver these messages to you out fucking loud and through a door so you can't puke on me. fucking swine

[text]

[synthedick]

Looks like the party's over.

[He means that in more ways than one, though text doesn't really convey his knowing tone.]

[thechoiceisyours]

Better be the one upstairs bro

[Because he is so not able to walk up said stairs at the moment if it isn't.]

[unfollowing]

are my emojis done yet?

[pighead]

got any more sage advice? could really use anything at this point

[pighead]

doors open

[text]

[pighead]

the party has been murdered with a pickaxe

probably the one its using on my head right now

[pighead]

its not a lot of puke

ok its kind of a lot

sorry bro

[unfollowing]

they also lock, idiot

[thechoiceisyours]

I'm going back to sleep.

[You guys suck.]

[thechoiceisyours]

Take a guess.

[unfollowing]

then i hope he puked downstairs

[pighead]

im not gonna come stand on the other side of your door so you can yell at me

[pighead]

good plan

lay on your side so you don't puke on yourself