004 [Text] | Late 4/8

[thechoiceisyours]

[Hopefully everyone has recovered from their hangovers and energy drink comas by now, but if not he's using text to be courteous. Also because it's really late, and because this message works better in text anyway.]

So this isn't exactly a huge important development or whatever, but if your usual texting back home involved emojis I'm sure you'll be ecstatic to know that you can send them here now, too.

[There's a link to install a small program on the phones, which enables a smiling face, a scowling face, and a hand giving the finger.]

Options are kind of limited to happy, unhappy, and pissed off, but never fear. Any additional emoji requests can be submitted to Emily, who I'm sure will totally love fulfilling them for you since she's the master artist here; I just do the scripting. Definitely request as many inane emojis as you could possibly want. Make sure to ask her every time you talk to her if they're done yet, too.

[Sorry Emily. Harmless revenge is sweet.]

So yeah. Have fun.

Comments

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[unfollowing]

it's a bastardization of 絵文字 (e mo ji). it means picture-character

text

[bekommen]

what is that chinese

[not here]

[thechoiceisyours]

[Nick no. He pities her for the rant Emily will probably go on.]

[unfollowing]

oh my fuCKING GOD. not this shit again

it's JAPANESE. you know. that country everybody's all obsessed with because things are ~*~*~*SO KAWAII~*~*~*~ and all that fetishy bullshit

do you think all asians look the same, too?

[bekommen]

i dunno i dont know any asians

have a fuckin stroke about it christ

[unfollowing]

[W O W holy shit.]

god your life must be pathetic if all you do is hang out with idiots like you

fuck off

[Insert flip-off emoji here.]

[bekommen]

yea well who fuckin asked u bitch

[unfollowing]

you

literally you

[thechoiceisyours]

[Have a frowny emoji directed at both of you.]

[unfollowing]

FUCK OFF

[thechoiceisyours]

8'(

[64th]

haha it has glasses like you!!!

[bekommen]

what she said

[thechoiceisyours]

8'(

[bekommen]

thats a face right

video because fuck emojis

[bekommen]

[Well, have a scowling Nick actually flipping you off, then.]

text because fuck you, granny whitey mcwhiteness

[unfollowing]

your face is the most terrifying thing about that reply

voice because no fuck this

[bekommen]

Your mom is the most terrifying thing about your - no, you know what, fuck this, this is stupid.

[whichend]

I do not know what a kawaii is but keep those stars away from me.

[unfollowing]

nobody told you to read messages that aren't even directed to you

"kawaii" means "cute" in japanese

[whichend]

If I only did what I was told I would not be alive right now.

Those stars are not cute though.

[unfollowing]

okay whatever

thank you, they aren't, but there are these fucking assholes from back home who think they are and call everything kawaii and i am SO SICK OF IT. fuckers need to pick another language to fetishize, holy shit

[whichend]

They could try the tongue of Old Ghis. There is no way to speak it without sounding like a dying animal. Jest's on them.

[unfollowing]

[Emily likes the way you think, Arya.]

please teach me more about this language, so i can convince the assholes back home to speak it like it's the next coolest thing on the planet

[whichend]

I only know how it sounds, roughly. But we could make up the most horrid sounding words, and I think those would work perfectly well for the trick.