004 [Text] | Late 4/8

[thechoiceisyours]

[Hopefully everyone has recovered from their hangovers and energy drink comas by now, but if not he's using text to be courteous. Also because it's really late, and because this message works better in text anyway.]

So this isn't exactly a huge important development or whatever, but if your usual texting back home involved emojis I'm sure you'll be ecstatic to know that you can send them here now, too.

[There's a link to install a small program on the phones, which enables a smiling face, a scowling face, and a hand giving the finger.]

Options are kind of limited to happy, unhappy, and pissed off, but never fear. Any additional emoji requests can be submitted to Emily, who I'm sure will totally love fulfilling them for you since she's the master artist here; I just do the scripting. Definitely request as many inane emojis as you could possibly want. Make sure to ask her every time you talk to her if they're done yet, too.

[Sorry Emily. Harmless revenge is sweet.]

So yeah. Have fun.

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[thechoiceisyours]

Thanks

This is going to get a lot of use

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[unfollowing]

i know

<<attachment: devilfaceemoji.jpg>>

this one too

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[thechoiceisyours]

I dunno on that one

It'd have to be a really specific situation to need an emoji of your face

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[unfollowing]

<<attachment: fuckyou.jpg>>

[It's a selfie of Emily angrily flipping Chris off.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Have a smiling emoji in return.]

I'll get these coded in tomorrow.

Are you seeing all the other suggestions also?

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[unfollowing]

yeah

we are so scoring some coffee for this

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[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, I hope so.

I guess I should actually get on asking her.

[It's not like Delight is that intimidating, but he's just nervous about talking to the gods in general.]

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[unfollowing]

andale, nerdboy