hadriel | 004 [Text]

[Hopefully everyone has recovered from their hangovers and energy drink comas by now, but if not he's using text to be courteous. Also because it's really late, and because this message works better in text anyway.]

So this isn't exactly a huge important development or whatever, but if your usual texting back home involved emojis I'm sure you'll be ecstatic to know that you can send them here now, too.

[There's a link to install a small program on the phones, which enables a smiling face, a scowling face, and a hand giving the finger.]

Options are kind of limited to happy, unhappy, and pissed off, but never fear. Any additional emoji requests can be submitted to Emily, who I'm sure will totally love fulfilling them for you since she's the master artist here; I just do the scripting. Definitely request as many inane emojis as you could possibly want. Make sure to ask her every time you talk to her if they're done yet, too.

[Sorry Emily. Harmless revenge is sweet.]

So yeah. Have fun.

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lately if i'm gonna be boozin' or losin', i'd rather do it at home

[In her room. With its broken door--

waitaminute.]

hey, are ou good with tools and wood and all that? handy around the house shit

i'm asking for a friend

[Not untrue, given Ash's door also needs fixing. Also Ash's closet. ... and Ash's window.]

( well what a change in direction this conversation has taken! )

I was kind of a handyman for a while back home, yeah.

Got something that needs fixing?

[Emily's mind works in mysterious ways.

Also, SCORE.]

two doors, a window, and a closet

we live in the middle house in the first spiral

thanks!

( well at least she isn't shy about asking for something.

~~ha.~~

also, he's got the most bemused look on his face in the history of bemused looks on faces. )

That's doable. Any time in particular you want me to swing by?

( u just made urself emily's handyman bitch, sam. congrats. )

[Blunt is more like it.]

tomorrow morning

[It's not a question, she's got u now.]

( sam u done it now son. )

Would it be too much to ask for some coffee when I get there?

( SAM. ASLKHF )

we always have coffee in the house, so sure

Then I'll be by early.

( smiling emoji! )

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