✿ VIDEO ✿ PSA ✿

[glazedonutholes]

[ Have a pink space marine on your feed and yes that is a legit flower crown on his head and yes they are very much alive! ]

Hey guys! Private Donut here with a friendly PSA - that’s a Public Service Announcement for anyone not familiar with 26th century lingo.

Since we all found ourselves in a chilly situation these last few days, I figured I’d give a few Pro-Tips for surviving an ice planet on account that I’ve got experience with it. 

[ He clears his throat. ]

1. Traveling
If you find yourself without your trusty vehicle, don’t worry all you have to do is find the biggest, nastiest, meanest, land animal and beat the crap out of it and saddle it up!

2. Entertainment
As we all know, revolutionists like to hide out in deserted ice planets so get on your sturdy steed and find yourself a Rebel Base! It’s bound to have all sorts of reading material and if that’s not really your style they should have some working generators lying around you can hook up all your gadgets and electric blankets too.

3. Food 
Hibernate! Go ahead and eat all the food you have on hand in one go, then sleep until we’re back to sunny days! Now, if you’re not a bear or Grif, or if you just can’t hibernate, then I suggest you go back to your land animal, sharpen your trusty paring knife and slash that sucker open and BAM! Food for weeks!

4. The Cold: Survivor Edition
When your Ugg boots just aren’t enough. Remember that land animal you ripped apart like a Hollywood rendition of Jack the Ripper? Well, don’t forget that animals are people too which means they’re warm just like us. If you ever find yourself in a pickle just crawl inside its carcass and the hot blood will keep you cosy warm all night. And as an added bonus, you can always skin it and make a fur coat. We have no room for waste here, people. 

5. The Cold: Pacifist Edition
Now, for those of you who aren’t really into killing. I’ve got a Doc-approved idea just for you. It's simple really, all you have to do is find yourself  [ he pauses for dramatization ] a Cuddle Buddy!!!

[ He’s so excited he grabs some random person off camera and cuddles them as he says his good-bye. ]

This has been a Franklin Donut Production!

[ And the feed ends. ]


[ooc; Open to Action - Feel free to be the poor person he grabs off camera. I'll go with whatever background/storyline you have for ending up in his pink clutches. ]

Comments

[so_dark_a_road]

I'm of the Elven race, yes.

I can handle a bow, though sword is my preferred weapon, and I have a shogun and a rifle as well. I don't shoot Dwarves, though. I'd shoot an Orc, however, at the drop of a hat! -- but only in my own world. Not here. Here, I'm at peace with the Orcs.

[glazedonutholes]

Oh, wow! You’ve got a shotgun?! That’s Sarge’s favorite gun too. But personally, I prefer grenades I find they do the job well as long as you know how to toss.

[so_dark_a_road]

Shotgun's a great weapon. Clears a room like nobody's business! Grenades would be good, too, as long as you kept that fight out in the open. Did you bring some with you to Hadriel?

And what about the revolution in your world? Tell me of this Sarge, whom you speak of with respect.

[glazedonutholes]

Never leave home without them~

Oh! Sarge is the best leader a guy could ask for. He's a Colonel now, yup, Colonel Sarge. He got promoted during the war when we rose up against the mercenaries that wanted to kill us all.

[so_dark_a_road]

Good for you! [ Laughing. ]

Colonel Sarge. And he was a leader in this revolution of yours? Why did these mercenaries want to kill you all? Very ungracious of them!

[glazedonutholes]

Right! totally uncool.

They were working for this evil guy who wanted the alien artifacts on the planet and rather than ask, they just decided to wipe out everyone. And as everyone knows, genocide isn't cool, so we rose up. Red Team and Blue Team became one team and instead of looking for a way off the planet we joined the revolution!

[so_dark_a_road]

Those mercenaries must have been REALLY ACQUISITIVE SORTS! "Genocide, sure, why not, as long as we get our loot?" [ Shakes head. ]

So what happened with Red and Blue Team? Did you win your revolution?

1/2

[glazedonutholes]

[ A frown. ]

I don't know... Last thing I remember we boarded the ship of the bad guy, got locked into a room and were getting ready to battle it out when the doors opened.

2/2

[glazedonutholes]

But, Carolina says we made it out okay.

[ He just doesn't remember that... ]

[so_dark_a_road]

You're speaking in the present tense, so Is that the Carolina who is here in Hadriel? A friend of mine, Atem, knows a Carolina, and she volunteered to help him make a pet door in his house. I guess if she says you made it out of the bad guy's ship alive, you must have? But then, you both ended up here.

[glazedonutholes]

[ And he perks up immediately! ]

Yeah! She's super cool isn't she!! Do you know her?!

[so_dark_a_road]

No, but Atem told me I should work on the pet door with her. He thinks she's super cool, too. Have you known her long, in your world?

[glazedonutholes]

Well, sure! We've fought together loads of times. I mean, I don't know her as well as the guys but that's the fun part. I still get to find fun things about her!

[so_dark_a_road]

It's wonderful to have such a comrade, such a friend.