text;

[aroundthecoroner]

So, uh, anybody seen any gods lately?

[No, this isn't the start of a shitty comedy set, it's the start of a shitty network post. Michael doesn't make these often; this might be his third in more than a year. But this situation seems to warrant it, and if no one else is talking about it yet... well. Someone's got to.]

I don't think it's a coincidence that the power's out, the water doesn't work, and those monsters are coming into the city whenever they feel like it.
That and, um, I haven't been able to contact any of the gods?
They don't show up in the temples, either.
I'm probably the last person to notice this, but I think something's, uh, pretty wrong here?

[Anyone familiar with him will know that this isn't a result of speech-to-text; he really does just type that way.]

Or I could be completely wrong and just missing them.
So, um, discuss I guess.
What's our plan if they really are gone?

Comments

[fogsong]

I wouldn't put it past them? A repeat of a similar event might be right up Confusion's alley and now would be about perfect timing. I don't think we should really write anything off at this point, though.

[aroundthecoroner]

I guess even ultra-powerful emotion entities run out of ideas eventually.
This seems like a bad one to pick for a repeat, though.
Trust for the gods is pretty low as it is.

[fogsong]

We're already off our guard in this new place; that sounds like a perfect time to further fuck us over and a similar event would work, especially considering that we're all together instead of in isolated groups.

[ but no really she'd really rather they were just gone and dead. she doesn't care if they all somehow freeze to death, at least they wouldn't die under their thumbs. ]

[aroundthecoroner]

I guess that's a fair point.
To be honest, I hope it is an event.

[fogsong]

I bet you're not the only one. [ which gross the gods can stay gone thank you ]