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hadriel2018-11-27 01:34 pm
aroundthecoroner) wrote in hadriel2018-11-27 01:34 pm
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So, uh, anybody seen any gods lately?
[No, this isn't the start of a shitty comedy set, it's the start of a shitty network post. Michael doesn't make these often; this might be his third in more than a year. But this situation seems to warrant it, and if no one else is talking about it yet... well. Someone's got to.]
I don't think it's a coincidence that the power's out, the water doesn't work, and those monsters are coming into the city whenever they feel like it.
That and, um, I haven't been able to contact any of the gods?
They don't show up in the temples, either.
I'm probably the last person to notice this, but I think something's, uh, pretty wrong here?
[Anyone familiar with him will know that this isn't a result of speech-to-text; he really does just type that way.]
Or I could be completely wrong and just missing them.
So, um, discuss I guess.
What's our plan if they really are gone?
[No, this isn't the start of a shitty comedy set, it's the start of a shitty network post. Michael doesn't make these often; this might be his third in more than a year. But this situation seems to warrant it, and if no one else is talking about it yet... well. Someone's got to.]
I don't think it's a coincidence that the power's out, the water doesn't work, and those monsters are coming into the city whenever they feel like it.
That and, um, I haven't been able to contact any of the gods?
They don't show up in the temples, either.
I'm probably the last person to notice this, but I think something's, uh, pretty wrong here?
[Anyone familiar with him will know that this isn't a result of speech-to-text; he really does just type that way.]
Or I could be completely wrong and just missing them.
So, um, discuss I guess.
What's our plan if they really are gone?
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That gets like a 5/10. If even.
But I mean you tried, so I'll take it.
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JEEZ. Damn.
You win though I'm never gonna forget how to spell your name ever again. Not after this crap.
I can't believe you'll eat monster guts off the floor and yet your standards for spelling are in the stratosphere.
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Well, good I guess?
And I do not eat off the floor.
Unless it's like, something that just fell.
Five second rule.
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[He would do the same, but his standards aren't on trial here.]
Jeez whatever I guess let me know if you get to the bottom of any of this missing god crap.
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