aroundthecoroner: (I knew this scent)
Michael Munroe ([personal profile] aroundthecoroner) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-11-27 01:34 pm

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So, uh, anybody seen any gods lately?

[No, this isn't the start of a shitty comedy set, it's the start of a shitty network post. Michael doesn't make these often; this might be his third in more than a year. But this situation seems to warrant it, and if no one else is talking about it yet... well. Someone's got to.]

I don't think it's a coincidence that the power's out, the water doesn't work, and those monsters are coming into the city whenever they feel like it.
That and, um, I haven't been able to contact any of the gods?
They don't show up in the temples, either.
I'm probably the last person to notice this, but I think something's, uh, pretty wrong here?


[Anyone familiar with him will know that this isn't a result of speech-to-text; he really does just type that way.]

Or I could be completely wrong and just missing them.
So, um, discuss I guess.
What's our plan if they really are gone?
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[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-06 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
wait a second
the guy named newt has salamanders??
lol thats amazing
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[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-02-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
thats undeniably funny
maybe one day he'll appreciate it?
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[personal profile] sallyfaced 2019-03-09 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
he's just in denial
one day he'll see the light im sure