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[completelycrazy]

I've made some relevant updates to the bestiary now that we're on a planet with local fauna.

[So here's an attachment with the updated version!]

At the moment, I've only heard tell of the mammoth things roaming around out there. All current notes are either based on secondhand accounts or pictures that have been sent to me. I'd like some real specimens to take a look at, if anyone's game.

Apparently there's other critters too, though they seem to be rare as I haven't encountered any myself. If anyone runs into anything alive on this planet, let me know and I'll add it.

Thanks.

Comments

[sciencelizard]

OHHHHHH
so thats how the blood moves
okayyyyyy
i get it i get it so thats why the heart is so important???
i thought it just like
well the beating had to do something i guess
look some monsters have organs and some dont but i dont pay attention to these things!!!!!!!!

[completelycrazy]

...Yeah thats why the heart is so important oh my god I can't believe you don't know this stuff?
I mean its fine I get it youre from a different world and like hell you aren't even HUMAN it's just like baffling you know? This is like basic stuff where I'm from. It's bizarre having to explain it.
But I don't mind it's pretty cool. Fire away with your questions if you got em I guess.
How much do you know about monster anatomy?

[sciencelizard]

look newt im just gonna put it out there
I Am Not A Biologist
robots dont have hearts!!!!
i didnt like... idk i thought blood moved somehow else i dont know
do you all have the same organs???
thats crazy

and i mean i know some stuff but
not....... a ton.........

[Hey why was Alphys on the Amalgamates project anyway, oh right, because Asgore heard scientist and thought All Science Forever. Right.]

[completelycrazy]

Clearly! No offense. You said it first.
Yeah we all have the same organs do you not?? Man Id love to study monster biology sometime.
Which uhhhh I know isnt really possible from what you've said but you know what I mean.
Like what happens when you get hurt? Dont you bleed?

[sciencelizard]

no of course not!!!
i dont have the same as like a skeleton or a wolf or
like its all different!
and i meeeean most monsters arent like
equipped to take damage basically at all
if its small stuff monsters like me will bleed sometimes
some dont like ghosts
id saaaaay most do
but some dont

[completelycrazy]

Omg Alphys bones aren't organs lmao. Of course skeletons are different!
Or
wait same organs AS a skeleton?
No one has the same organs as a skeleton wtf skeletons don't have organs they're just bones???

[sciencelizard]

skeletons have a kind of organ!!!
or well skeleton monsters do
the magic does the heavy lifting obvs
our bodies are magic based not meat based
just because u cant see the stuff doesnt make it not there

[completelycrazy]

What? seriously?
Are't there tests and crap you can run for that kind of thing then?

[sciencelizard]

tests for skeleton organs????
newt i have no idea wtf ur saying now
look just
monsters are made of magic and we have many of the same things humans do functioning body-wise
they just manifest differently
i dont knowww LOL