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[liquid_serpent]

[The feed snaps on to show a rather angry and annoyed looking blond, who doesn't seem to be wearing a shirt. Nope. Just a trench coat and pants. He's a man who's lost, out of his time and he wants answers. As he begins to speak many will notice his posh British accent.]

Hello, my name is Liquid Snake. I demand to know who brought me here to this hell hole. I demand answers and if I don't get those answers I shall seek out whoever brought me here and make them give me what I seek.

[Yeah, let's just say he's pretty pissed off right now.]

After nearly being eaten alive by a monster chest I find this joke to be very un-funny. Also, my CODEC doesn't seem to be functioning here. Are all radio transmissions disabled? If so, I seek to restore communication with my device, so that I may get out of here.

[He had tried using his CODEC to contact Shadow Moses but nothing. Contacting Ocelot or the other members of FOXHOUND was a no go.]

Whoever is listening to this, you'd do well to see to my requests, as I am the leader of FOXHOUND. Do not test me.

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

[Right idea, wrong part of the world.]

Seemed an awful lot like crying to me. Into a void, no less. I don't know if this's your first rodeo, champ, and I don't really care all that much, but I'm gonna tell you right now that whoever brought us here does not give a shit about you. Honest. You could be Queen Elizabeth the II and they still wouldn't give two flying fucks.

And your little FOX News fan club or whatever doesn't have any power here. Sorry, bud.

...Ugh, great-- now you've got me thinkin' about Bill O'Reilly shirtless. Thanks for that.

[liquid_serpent]

[Yeah. He doesn't much know the different between comic cons and Otaku conventions.]

I do not cry. [Liquid instantly began to dislike this dude since his attitude was way up there with asshole.]

Do not threaten me. You're the man wearing skin tight pants looking ridiculous in that costume. Did you make it yourself because if so I applaud you. [Liquid began to clap slowly, sneering at Deadpool. Bitch.]

Who on earth is Billy O'Reilly?

[ishotyouuu]

Just an expression there, David Lee Roth. Settle down. Though you do look like the weepin' type, I gotta say.

And if you pulled your self-important head out of your ass for one second, you'd realize that I'm not threatening you. I'm warning you. Whatever you thought you were before, you're nothin' more than a cog in whatever giant machine they've got set up here.

And I'm willin' to bet that whoever's in charge here makes Bill O'Reilly look logical and subdued.

[liquid_serpent]

[Liquid wanted to punch this guy so hard right now but he held back. The guy was right about them being cogs in a wheel. They were being used for the gods' entertainment and Liquid hated it. He wanted to meet these so called gods and blow them back to Hell.]

It would seem that way. These gods seem like cowards to me, using us like this. We should blow them back to Hell where they came from. [Yep, he wants to fight them.]

[ishotyouuu]

[Kinda hard to punch a guy over the phone anyway, isn't it? Regardless, Wade doesn't lose that skeptical look on his face. If anything, it grows even more pronounced.]

Okay, sure. You do you there, Don Quixote. See how far that whole chasin shadows thing gets ya. What if we're already in Hell, though? You got a contingency plan for that?