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[liquid_serpent]

[The feed snaps on to show a rather angry and annoyed looking blond, who doesn't seem to be wearing a shirt. Nope. Just a trench coat and pants. He's a man who's lost, out of his time and he wants answers. As he begins to speak many will notice his posh British accent.]

Hello, my name is Liquid Snake. I demand to know who brought me here to this hell hole. I demand answers and if I don't get those answers I shall seek out whoever brought me here and make them give me what I seek.

[Yeah, let's just say he's pretty pissed off right now.]

After nearly being eaten alive by a monster chest I find this joke to be very un-funny. Also, my CODEC doesn't seem to be functioning here. Are all radio transmissions disabled? If so, I seek to restore communication with my device, so that I may get out of here.

[He had tried using his CODEC to contact Shadow Moses but nothing. Contacting Ocelot or the other members of FOXHOUND was a no go.]

Whoever is listening to this, you'd do well to see to my requests, as I am the leader of FOXHOUND. Do not test me.

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[video]

[tongueamok]

You couldn't have put on a shirt for this, lad?

[Not to mention what kind of a name is Liquid Snake, really.]

[liquid_serpent]

I don't need a shirt. My body can withstand most things and that includes the freezing cold temperatures of Alaska.

[That's where his base is. Also, he loves to show off. This is what it's mainly all about.]

[tongueamok]

... Right. Not that I doubt you can handle all those things, but you really could have done the rest of us the courtesy of putting on something. Anything.

[video]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh does not look amused.]

Posturing does nothing. Do what you must, but there will be no harm to the civilians here. Is that understood?

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[cashlin]

[Nosy Rosie-- uh, Lilith-- has been eyeing Liquid's post disapprovingly, so this opening to trash him to Maketh is definitely welcome.]

More like if he goes ahead and does whatever knuckleheaded thing he must, the civilians are gonna harm him. Am I right?

[ha. ha ha. she's hilarious.]

[video]

[mismanagement]

[why. why is this her life?]

You're hardly a civilian. But as you say. There would be the expected consequences.

[liquid_serpent]

[Posturing is what this guy lives for. He's Liquid Snake!]

I did not say that I would harm anyone. I only wish to find out who brought me here in the first place and why.

[mismanagement]

It was implied. Strongly.

[Guess who doesn't like threats much. Guess.]

If you are going to act reasonably, then I will share my intelligence with you. Behave like some foolish teenager and you will be treated like one.

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[cashlin]

[Liquid's real popular today, and his winning streak is still going.]

Damn. Everybody watch out. Tough guy over here is the leader of FOXHOUND.

Hate to break it to you, dude, but we're all stuck here, no matter what secret clubs you're a part of. Better get comfortable.

[liquid_serpent]

[He always seems to draw in a crowd.]

FOXHOUND is no joke. I have elite special forces under my command back where I came from. They wouldn't think twice about killing anyone who bothers me. [Such as anyone who is rude to him.]

Stuck here? I refuse to believe that. There must be a way out of this hell hole somewhere. [Please? Because it's cramping his style.]

[cashlin]

Mmmhm. Back home. Where we aren't. Do yourself and everybody else a favor and take it down a notch, nobody's gonna help you if you're a dick about it.

[She's pretty fearless on a normal basis, but after going through this song and dance with other newcomers this month... Lilith looks positively bored.]

And you better start believing. We've all been stuck for months.

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[barbarus]

[ ...Snake, please. It's difficult to accurately judge someone through this device, but Damen is trying. ]

Do you believe threatening these people will gain you their help? My opinion of you was higher than this.

[ A pause, considering. ]

And you were not nearly eaten. [ Which he says as if it's a tiny complaint. His chin lifts. ] I warned you of what they did.

[liquid_serpent]

I am not threatening the populace, just the ones that brought us here. Since we seem to be pawns in a large game I seek to speak to the masters. [As in the people who threw him back down to Earth. Sorry Liquid you're just like everyone else now.]

It practically nearly chewed my hand off. You could say eaten in that context. [Yeah, right.]

[barbarus]

[ His look is so flat. ]

It wasn’t that bad. There’s worse than those chests in the caves.

[ This is perhaps not the most comforting thing he could have said. Regardless, the point remains: Snake, you are being dramatic. ]

By the masters, you mean the gods here. I doubt they’ll let us go because we talk. From what I’ve heard, they draw their power from all of us, whether we agree to it or not.

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris will just let everyone else have at Liquid; he can live vicariously through them for the parts of this broadcast that annoy him. So instead he'll try and be helpful, since it's not like he can really judge Liquid for being less than pleased about this whole situation.]

Okay, so seeking out who brought you here is gonna be kind of hard, since it's a what instead of a who. It's like, some sort of inter-dimensional door no one knows how to work, so...

[That's a thing.]

And yeah, only these phones of Hope's work here. I mean, it's possible some other electronics do if they have battery? But they wouldn't have like, connection or signals or anything.

[He's still holding out hope his iPhone will work enough to access the files on it once it gets some power, but it's pretty much for sure it won't make calls.]

[liquid_serpent]

An inter-dimensional door you say? Hm, interesting. I've never heard of such a thing before. Most things like that only exist within fantasy, yet you say we were brought here through it?

[Liquid thought for a moment. That would explain a lot of things. At least this guy was being helpful instead of scornful.]

I noticed the phone upon arrival. It's like no phone I've seen before, yet where I come from people use CODEC. Much more easier to use and more technologically advanced. [Because he had one and used it to talk to people.]

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, it's sci-fi stuff where I'm from too. But as far as everyone understands and if the gods are telling the truth and whatever, that's how it works to get here, but no one can control it.

[And okay, he's curious.]

People here are from like, lots of different technology levels. What's a CODEC?

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[prespangled]

Sorry, your demands are worth about as much as a plug nickel.

[So not worth a thing. Steve has questions of his own, about FOXHOUND and how he managed to escape the monster chest when his shirt wasn't so lucky. But first things first.]

You're from England?

[liquid_serpent]

[Is that so? Then, he wouldn't waste his breath on deaf ears anymore.]

Yes, I am. I was brought up in the UK as a child and joined various military forces. [Then creating his own unit; FOXHOUND.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Isn't that a Disney cartoon?

[liquid_serpent]

I beg your pardon?

[Are you serious, dude?]

[Video]

[ishotyouuu]

No offense, pal, but almost eaten ain't exactly eaten. An' barring the unfortunate loss of your shirt, you seem to still be relatively intact.

So at the risk of bein' insensitive, I'm gonna say... cry some more.

Seriously though dude, cover the nipples at least. We've got kids here.

[liquid_serpent]

[Oh, nice mask, dude. Loving the outfit. Otacon would have a field day, thinking you're out of his Japanese animes.]

I arrived without a shirt, as I choose not to wear one. [Because he loves showing off his man chest.] I am not crying. [Was this guy taking the piss?]

At least I don't look like someone going to an anime convention.

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[imobouzu]

I believe it was one of the gods who brought you here, just as they brought the rest of us, Liquid Snake-dono. [ A little complicated to say in full but okay. ] What is a codec and what sort of breed is a foxhound?

[liquid_serpent]

Just Liquid Snake will do.

[He offered a small smile and nodded. The name was important to him.]

A CODEC is a communication device which I use back home. It's rather complicated to explain unless you are technologically advanced. As for FOXHOUND, that's the name of my unit.