Deputy Pratt (
theweakhavepurpose) wrote in
hadriel2018-12-10 08:25 pm
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[The video turns on to show the outskirts of town, nearby is a fence of sorts made of junk Pratt collected from the Colosseum and some baling wire. It's encircling a fancy new shooting range complete with training dummies and targets and some other items that aren't immediately identifiable.
Okay fancy isn't the right word, everything is made of remnants he found and some of the targets are empty soup cans on sticks but it looks serviceable.]
This is Deputy Pratt. I know we're all busy freezing to death, but if you'd like to take your mind off that, I've finally got this all together. Range is up and running!
It's set up by the orchard, or well.. where the orchard should be anyway.
[He pans the camera towards the orchard to show where it is and then starts walking towards the range. The camera is surprisingly steady, this is someone who has filmed hundreds of Vine videos of him and other deputies doing stupid stuff on slow days. He's a pro at this shit.]
I've got training dummies up front for anyone who wants to get their melee fighting on. But uh.. try not to completely destroy them because I don't have a ton of wood to fix them up.
For the range itself I've got targets at 10 meters, 25 meters, 50 and 100. It's not perfect because I'm measuring this with my feet, but it's close enough. Spinner targets are for guns, and the bigger baled ones are dirt and wood so they shouldn't chew up your arrows too bad.
This thing is a work in progress.
[He sets a can onto a contraption off to the side of the range, stomping his foot on a pedal and sending it shooting down the lane and a little to the left. The camera gets unsteady here as he launches a knife that's far too big for this at the can and it tumbles to the ground.]
Keeps shooting them off to the side, but it's better than throwing something and then trying to hit it.
As for weapons... [He walks over to a large but very battered chest and opens the lid.]
I've got some throwing knives that aren't stupid like the hunting knife I have. A few bows. And some arrows in here. Keep them in this crate because the weather is not kind to bowstrings and you don't want these things snapping when you're shooting.
It's on the honor system because I'm not going to freeze my ass off monitoring this twenty-four seven. So try not to burn it down in the next two days.
[Please guys. He worked hard on this. Don't set it on fire.]
Okay fancy isn't the right word, everything is made of remnants he found and some of the targets are empty soup cans on sticks but it looks serviceable.]
This is Deputy Pratt. I know we're all busy freezing to death, but if you'd like to take your mind off that, I've finally got this all together. Range is up and running!
It's set up by the orchard, or well.. where the orchard should be anyway.
[He pans the camera towards the orchard to show where it is and then starts walking towards the range. The camera is surprisingly steady, this is someone who has filmed hundreds of Vine videos of him and other deputies doing stupid stuff on slow days. He's a pro at this shit.]
I've got training dummies up front for anyone who wants to get their melee fighting on. But uh.. try not to completely destroy them because I don't have a ton of wood to fix them up.
For the range itself I've got targets at 10 meters, 25 meters, 50 and 100. It's not perfect because I'm measuring this with my feet, but it's close enough. Spinner targets are for guns, and the bigger baled ones are dirt and wood so they shouldn't chew up your arrows too bad.
This thing is a work in progress.
[He sets a can onto a contraption off to the side of the range, stomping his foot on a pedal and sending it shooting down the lane and a little to the left. The camera gets unsteady here as he launches a knife that's far too big for this at the can and it tumbles to the ground.]
Keeps shooting them off to the side, but it's better than throwing something and then trying to hit it.
As for weapons... [He walks over to a large but very battered chest and opens the lid.]
I've got some throwing knives that aren't stupid like the hunting knife I have. A few bows. And some arrows in here. Keep them in this crate because the weather is not kind to bowstrings and you don't want these things snapping when you're shooting.
It's on the honor system because I'm not going to freeze my ass off monitoring this twenty-four seven. So try not to burn it down in the next two days.
[Please guys. He worked hard on this. Don't set it on fire.]

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But I was just talking banning them from the range. I'm all for throwing them to the wolves or... weird walking hair monsters but I think that should be saved for, like, the third offense?
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Though I'm guessing the Guard won't, not that I've seen them around too much lately.
[And a tiny voice inside Pratt's head is screaming that he is a police officer and he shouldn't like it either. But he ignores that.]
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It's like we all live by... I don't know, eye for an eye? As long as you don't fuck with someone, they're probably not going to bother with you—unless the gods are fucking around.
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Yeah. You know what's weird? Back in Montana this is what everyone wanted; lawless and free. Where if you left well enough alone other people would do the same.
Not exactly how I envisioned it honestly.
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Honestly I'm not sure, I never really bought into the whole everyone will be a good person if given the chance thing. I'm a cop, I get to see the bad in everyone. After you've seen someone ram their car into someone elses house for the nineteenth time because they're so drunk they can't even say their own name, you kinda start losing faith in people's ability to be decent.
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The people here, they're decent but it's not because we're all good or better than the people you encountered back home. I think we're just smarter and we're all locked in this bubble together, forced to work together, suffer together.
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There's that, but also death is meaningless. So why bother killing anyone when they'll just come back and be pissed about it.
[Not that he wants to die. Ever.]
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I've almost died so many times... it doesn't seem that traumatizing anymore.
Though I suppose that's not something everyone's experienced. I kinda hope it isn't anyway.
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Torture is torture, I guess, and it all fucks us up.
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And you never get better.
[These are two people far too young to be this morose and familiar with death.]
In any case, I'm glad people aren't just running around slaughtering everyone because there's no repurcussions.
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Small blessings, I guess. Sadly, we just have to wait until one of the... whatever gods that come back don't decide to turn the tables on us in that regard.
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Well fuck.
So if we closed it somehow, then we'd have the upper hand?
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[He knows it's way more complicated than that, but he's annoyed now that they're not quite as valuable a commodity as he thought.]