Deputy Pratt (
theweakhavepurpose) wrote in
hadriel2018-12-10 08:25 pm
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[The video turns on to show the outskirts of town, nearby is a fence of sorts made of junk Pratt collected from the Colosseum and some baling wire. It's encircling a fancy new shooting range complete with training dummies and targets and some other items that aren't immediately identifiable.
Okay fancy isn't the right word, everything is made of remnants he found and some of the targets are empty soup cans on sticks but it looks serviceable.]
This is Deputy Pratt. I know we're all busy freezing to death, but if you'd like to take your mind off that, I've finally got this all together. Range is up and running!
It's set up by the orchard, or well.. where the orchard should be anyway.
[He pans the camera towards the orchard to show where it is and then starts walking towards the range. The camera is surprisingly steady, this is someone who has filmed hundreds of Vine videos of him and other deputies doing stupid stuff on slow days. He's a pro at this shit.]
I've got training dummies up front for anyone who wants to get their melee fighting on. But uh.. try not to completely destroy them because I don't have a ton of wood to fix them up.
For the range itself I've got targets at 10 meters, 25 meters, 50 and 100. It's not perfect because I'm measuring this with my feet, but it's close enough. Spinner targets are for guns, and the bigger baled ones are dirt and wood so they shouldn't chew up your arrows too bad.
This thing is a work in progress.
[He sets a can onto a contraption off to the side of the range, stomping his foot on a pedal and sending it shooting down the lane and a little to the left. The camera gets unsteady here as he launches a knife that's far too big for this at the can and it tumbles to the ground.]
Keeps shooting them off to the side, but it's better than throwing something and then trying to hit it.
As for weapons... [He walks over to a large but very battered chest and opens the lid.]
I've got some throwing knives that aren't stupid like the hunting knife I have. A few bows. And some arrows in here. Keep them in this crate because the weather is not kind to bowstrings and you don't want these things snapping when you're shooting.
It's on the honor system because I'm not going to freeze my ass off monitoring this twenty-four seven. So try not to burn it down in the next two days.
[Please guys. He worked hard on this. Don't set it on fire.]
Okay fancy isn't the right word, everything is made of remnants he found and some of the targets are empty soup cans on sticks but it looks serviceable.]
This is Deputy Pratt. I know we're all busy freezing to death, but if you'd like to take your mind off that, I've finally got this all together. Range is up and running!
It's set up by the orchard, or well.. where the orchard should be anyway.
[He pans the camera towards the orchard to show where it is and then starts walking towards the range. The camera is surprisingly steady, this is someone who has filmed hundreds of Vine videos of him and other deputies doing stupid stuff on slow days. He's a pro at this shit.]
I've got training dummies up front for anyone who wants to get their melee fighting on. But uh.. try not to completely destroy them because I don't have a ton of wood to fix them up.
For the range itself I've got targets at 10 meters, 25 meters, 50 and 100. It's not perfect because I'm measuring this with my feet, but it's close enough. Spinner targets are for guns, and the bigger baled ones are dirt and wood so they shouldn't chew up your arrows too bad.
This thing is a work in progress.
[He sets a can onto a contraption off to the side of the range, stomping his foot on a pedal and sending it shooting down the lane and a little to the left. The camera gets unsteady here as he launches a knife that's far too big for this at the can and it tumbles to the ground.]
Keeps shooting them off to the side, but it's better than throwing something and then trying to hit it.
As for weapons... [He walks over to a large but very battered chest and opens the lid.]
I've got some throwing knives that aren't stupid like the hunting knife I have. A few bows. And some arrows in here. Keep them in this crate because the weather is not kind to bowstrings and you don't want these things snapping when you're shooting.
It's on the honor system because I'm not going to freeze my ass off monitoring this twenty-four seven. So try not to burn it down in the next two days.
[Please guys. He worked hard on this. Don't set it on fire.]

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There's a wry, if slightly irritated edge to Pratt's voice, so Nate doesn't push it.]
With a bow? Total crap. My old line of work was more of a gun-friendly environment.
[Without the friendly fire.]
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[Deep breath. Not having guns isn't the end of the world no matter what Montana preppers say. This is no big deal.]
Gotta adapt right? We'll be doing trick shots around corners in no time.
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No, it's not.
[He wishes he'd asked some of those villagers in Brazil how to use a hunting bow. It'd probably come in handy now.]
I came here with a sniper rifle. I'm sure you can imagine how often that gets used.
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[Pratt would be willing to trade his giant gun for his sidearm and some ammo if given the chance. That thing is a beast.]
You decent with it? Might need it if we get invaded or something.
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[Nate shrugs with one shoulder. The statement is underwhelming but Nate doesn't want to admit to the skill honed through mowing down hundreds of people, because that's one way to swing and miss on a second impression.]
You don't need proof, right?
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So for now, I'll take your word on it.
[And admittedly Nate looks like someone who's fired a gun a time or two in his life. So Pratt is content to let it go at that.]
Which sucks, I'd love to get us some pistols at least so if we get invaded we can protect each other. Or at least not have some of these people who've never seen a gun before shoot themselves in the foot.
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I got a friend with a big collection of bullets that aren't gonna run out any time soon. We can spare a few.
[He still doesn't know all the details about why Lance has so much ammo at his disposal, but since he is benefiting from the bounty Nate won't complain.]
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You sure? Ammo is pretty much at a premium here.
[He takes that thing almost reverently, his thumb running against the stock like it's an old friend. It's not the same as his sidearm back home, but it's a gun and it makes him feel a little more like the old Deputy Pratt. The one who joined the force so his Tinder profile pic would be him in uniform holding a gun. The one who drove a muscle car with a big fuckoff muffler so everyone could hear him coming for miles.
He smiles and it looks natural, not the sad haggard one he normally has.]
Are you challenging me?
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Nate returns the smile, though his is a little cockier.]
If the shoe fits.
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You're never gonna lend me a gun again if I wipe the floor with you. Stakes are a little high aren't they?
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[Nate claps a friendly, jovial hand on Pratt's shoulder, offering up a grin so toothy it would make a werewolf nervous.]
I'll kick your ass six ways to Sunday. But don't worry, I'll be gentle.
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[ He smiles back. Welp, time to take the initiative, he turns to his range, eyeing the targets. Honestly they should have ear protection for this, but who cares. You only live once, or well.. in Hadriel forever but that's not the point.
He takes aim, firing three times. Three cans go spinning on their posts.
Enjoy that shit eating grin.]
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He's pleasantly surprised that someone from law enforcement is this competent, nodding in impressed approval as the cans rocket off their posts and into the permafrost. In Nate's personal experience cops aren't exactly experts in aiming, but it's probably different way the Hell out in the woods and mountains, where Pratt is from. Hunting folk know their way around fire power.]
Pretty good.
[Nate compliments without a trace of irony, sincere. He holds his hand out to accept the gun, glancing toward the nearby pedal.]
You wanna pick some junk for me and man the trap?
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And then his aim improved a whole hell of a lot when held hostage by a guy who was likely to rip out a fingernail for each wasted bullet. ]
Show off.
[Pratt's one to talk. But he grabs a few cans, dropping them one by one onto the trap and sending them flying.]
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Nah, I'm just used to moving targets.
[The indifference that bordered on sheer laziness is gone the instant the trap springs: three cans vault off in different directions, propelled by their weight. He picks them off speedily, with delicate pings that follow the crack of the Beretta and they spin toward the earth again. By the time the fourth one is airborne Nate is expecting its height and he tracks it for a split-second, peppering it through with three shots before it hits the dirt.
It rolls to their feet and he grins, raising his eyebrows at Pratt.]
Still got it.
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Yeah yeah.
[That last one with the three shots was a pure dick move and Pratt is more than annoyed he didn't think to do that first. Well now he can't because that would be like admitting Nate was better at this than him. Harrumph.]
Not bad.
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I used to get into some pretty crazy shit.
[He explains, by way of explaining very little. Maybe he should extrapolate.]
I'm talking shoot-outs on speeding trains, car chases, and stuff. This is kind of my thing.
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[pre-cult he sometimes had to chase down drunk guys on ride-on lawnmowers. His life was not exactly exciting.]
Are you a bank robber or something?
[He alllllllmost believes him. But not entirely. ]
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[It has him huff a laugh, disarming the Beretta with deft, experienced hands that don't require him to look down. It isn't wise (probably, definitely) to be straightforward with his on-again, off-again profession from the days before legitimate employment, especially with a cop, but what's he going to do? Throw him in the pokey?
He'd have to actually subdue Nate first.]
No, but I used to acquire things for people. Like Indiana Jones, but without the academic funding.
[So, illegally.]
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[Like Tomb Raider Nate? Like that? Is that what it's like?]
I didn't realize that was a real thing that people did that wasn't just .. for the movies.
And people care enough about random things to crash trains and have car chases?
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[In a rinky-dink boat. In a tropical storm.]
I used to work with big clients - usually wealthy, with a hard-on for historical mysteries - but most of the time it was more of a self-employed thing.
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[Nate definitely sounds convincing, but everything he's saying sounds ridiculous. On the other hand, Pratt could say he's from a place where a homicidal ex-soldier with PTSD is turning people into sleeper agents via songs from the 1950's - so Pratt isn't really one to talk.]
You must go through a fortune in ammo.
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[Now that he thinks about it, Nate can't recall buying much more than a few magazines' worth of ammo for one handgun at a time. He travels light when working, and there isn't always a need for a full arsenal.]
I usually carry this- [He indicates the Beretta in question.] -and kind of pick stuff up off of mercs along the way. Why buy an RPG when somebody else is carrying one, right?
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[Because they do the same thing, but Pratt would never rely on dead Sinners or Cultists for ammo. Be prepared and all that.]
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