Deputy Pratt (
theweakhavepurpose) wrote in
hadriel2018-12-10 08:25 pm
Video
[The video turns on to show the outskirts of town, nearby is a fence of sorts made of junk Pratt collected from the Colosseum and some baling wire. It's encircling a fancy new shooting range complete with training dummies and targets and some other items that aren't immediately identifiable.
Okay fancy isn't the right word, everything is made of remnants he found and some of the targets are empty soup cans on sticks but it looks serviceable.]
This is Deputy Pratt. I know we're all busy freezing to death, but if you'd like to take your mind off that, I've finally got this all together. Range is up and running!
It's set up by the orchard, or well.. where the orchard should be anyway.
[He pans the camera towards the orchard to show where it is and then starts walking towards the range. The camera is surprisingly steady, this is someone who has filmed hundreds of Vine videos of him and other deputies doing stupid stuff on slow days. He's a pro at this shit.]
I've got training dummies up front for anyone who wants to get their melee fighting on. But uh.. try not to completely destroy them because I don't have a ton of wood to fix them up.
For the range itself I've got targets at 10 meters, 25 meters, 50 and 100. It's not perfect because I'm measuring this with my feet, but it's close enough. Spinner targets are for guns, and the bigger baled ones are dirt and wood so they shouldn't chew up your arrows too bad.
This thing is a work in progress.
[He sets a can onto a contraption off to the side of the range, stomping his foot on a pedal and sending it shooting down the lane and a little to the left. The camera gets unsteady here as he launches a knife that's far too big for this at the can and it tumbles to the ground.]
Keeps shooting them off to the side, but it's better than throwing something and then trying to hit it.
As for weapons... [He walks over to a large but very battered chest and opens the lid.]
I've got some throwing knives that aren't stupid like the hunting knife I have. A few bows. And some arrows in here. Keep them in this crate because the weather is not kind to bowstrings and you don't want these things snapping when you're shooting.
It's on the honor system because I'm not going to freeze my ass off monitoring this twenty-four seven. So try not to burn it down in the next two days.
[Please guys. He worked hard on this. Don't set it on fire.]
Okay fancy isn't the right word, everything is made of remnants he found and some of the targets are empty soup cans on sticks but it looks serviceable.]
This is Deputy Pratt. I know we're all busy freezing to death, but if you'd like to take your mind off that, I've finally got this all together. Range is up and running!
It's set up by the orchard, or well.. where the orchard should be anyway.
[He pans the camera towards the orchard to show where it is and then starts walking towards the range. The camera is surprisingly steady, this is someone who has filmed hundreds of Vine videos of him and other deputies doing stupid stuff on slow days. He's a pro at this shit.]
I've got training dummies up front for anyone who wants to get their melee fighting on. But uh.. try not to completely destroy them because I don't have a ton of wood to fix them up.
For the range itself I've got targets at 10 meters, 25 meters, 50 and 100. It's not perfect because I'm measuring this with my feet, but it's close enough. Spinner targets are for guns, and the bigger baled ones are dirt and wood so they shouldn't chew up your arrows too bad.
This thing is a work in progress.
[He sets a can onto a contraption off to the side of the range, stomping his foot on a pedal and sending it shooting down the lane and a little to the left. The camera gets unsteady here as he launches a knife that's far too big for this at the can and it tumbles to the ground.]
Keeps shooting them off to the side, but it's better than throwing something and then trying to hit it.
As for weapons... [He walks over to a large but very battered chest and opens the lid.]
I've got some throwing knives that aren't stupid like the hunting knife I have. A few bows. And some arrows in here. Keep them in this crate because the weather is not kind to bowstrings and you don't want these things snapping when you're shooting.
It's on the honor system because I'm not going to freeze my ass off monitoring this twenty-four seven. So try not to burn it down in the next two days.
[Please guys. He worked hard on this. Don't set it on fire.]

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[ It's - well, what it is. ]
Something like that. Got this instead of payment for a job.
[ Not that he'd been interested in money at the time. ]
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You don't get paid? How do you get food or pay rent..
[Or take girls out to dinner or buy video games or any of the necessary things in life?]
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[ That.. explains a lot actually.]
Yeah okay, that makes a lot more sense.
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Not excusing what I did. But it's done. I'm not that person anymore.
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[ It ought to be said, he thinks. Or at least some of it. ]
Anyway. I'll check out the range sometime. Won't burn anything I can't replace.
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That's.. not entirely reassuring. But do come check out the range, you're one of the few people we have who won't shoot themselves in the foot.
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The idea is to get everyone else up to that level.
[Less foot shooting, more enemy shooting.]
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First I need to see if anyone who needs instruction even decides to make use of it.
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[ Ephemera doesn't exactly like Carolina, but he respects her. ]
Good point. Good luck, I guess.
[ A pause. ]
If anybody's having trouble with depth perception, I can help with that.
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[He doesn't get it.]
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Gotta overcompensate with the good eye?
[He's trying to imagine how to aim with only one eye.]
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[ He used to be very angry about that. Not the eye specifically, but - well. ]
Yeah. My armor can calculate the shot on its own, but that's no good if the system crashes. So, you practice. Got a tennis ball in physical therapy for a while, only they took it away after I started winging the nurses with it.
[ Ephemera was not a happy patient. ]
But shit like that helps. You adapt.
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Whatever works. I'm sure the nurses didn't appreciate it, but if it gets you shooting again it's worth it.
Adapt. Survive. Get stronger. It's all we can do.
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[ It's a personal flaw of his. ]
Adapt or die. No matter how long it takes.
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[He looks a little like he doesn't do rest in general.]
That's the plan. We're doing it so far, surviving in this place, not going completely insane...
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[ Technically he's died a couple times. But those are semantics. ]
Yeah. People've adapted pretty damn well.
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[He's not going to finish the saying. It just seems trite, but he's sure Ephemera gets the idea.]
Amazing what can happen if you feel you have no choice. People get real good at survival, real fast.
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[ Like getting shot multiple times or having a building dropped on you. ]
That's war. Or it feels like war, anyway.
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[Or so Jacob said, he espouses it out of habit, but he's not sure he believes it fully.]
It's pretty close isn't it? We all act like soliders here. That's probably a good thing.
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[ Ephemera's seen a lot of pointless hurt in his time. The war was ugly. Aftermath wasn't much better. ]
Probably. Makes things simple.
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