pocketspa: (« [Smirk] im superrrr thanks for asking)
Taako Taaco ([personal profile] pocketspa) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-12-11 01:28 pm

fourth spell [video]

[For the first time in Hadriel History, Taako is appearing on the main feed without his sister. He actually looks a little bit serious, seemingly sat down at a desk with his fingers laced in front of his face like some fantasy Gendo Ikari. Without the glasses it kind of loses the effect, but hey, what can ya do.]

So, listen. There's been like, a toooon of posts lately about like, magic, and learning it. And don't get me wrong, I'm sure there's other people that know magic here. But if this is where we're goin'... wouldn't you rather learn from the master?

[He shoves his chair back from the desk and opens his hands by his face, giving them a shake as the words Taako's Awesome School Of Magic appear over his head in sparkly bubble font.]

Not to flaunt my resume or anything, but uhh, I've been bomb ass fantastic at magic for over a hundo years, I'm a transmutation expert, and, oh yeah--, I already have my first student who can speak to my incredible teaching style.

[Just because he's really showing the fuck off, a spectral hand appears in the air by him and floats offscreen, only to return about a second later with another network device. It presses a button and the voice of a certain boy detective can be heard through the playback.]

Taako is a good teacher, and I've really learned a lot from him, magically speaking! If he threatens to utterly destroy you should you ever surpass him in magical ability, that just means he thinks you're making good progress. Probably.

[It very abruptly cuts there as the magic hand disappears, the device falling into Taako's open palm.]

Really, it's a no-brainer here. You could go with somebody who wants to teach you some light tricks- don't get me wrong, you gotta start somewhere- but take it from the guy who can teach you how to be a t-rex, there are sooooo many better magical tutors out there.

[He looks very, very smug.]

Make room for chaboy, Hadriel, that's T double A to the K-O, because I'm the knockout you need.

[A wink.]

So call me.
ghostlocked: that doesn't feel very magic to me (hmm • magic mike without the dicks?)

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[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-12-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
u realize its not a competition right?
ghostlocked: and i find that offensive (chat • no rival PI has tried to kill me)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-12-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
ok. congrats. uve won the competition.

[He's not even sure what they were supposedly competing for, but in the interest of moving on, all hail King Taako or whatever.]

having more magic teachers just means the town will be better equipped to deal w. tough shit in the future.
i hope ppl take u up on your offer.
ghostlocked: making all that lasagna for garfield, enabling him (argue • john's a fucking cuck)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2018-12-23 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
idk what u expect me to talk trash abt since all u got here is one kid sayin ur decent.
a spell list or a demo would drum up more business for u.
it worked for me. lol.


[Is that better, Taako?]
ghostlocked: i want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in sigourney weaver's face (chat • when i die)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2019-01-10 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
ig im a loser then.
neat party tricks dont make u a good teacher tho.
im sayin u could beef up ur resume by including more than one angle.
trexs are cool and all but no beginners gonna be able to learn that shit. ur gettin their hopes up.
ghostlocked: papa smurf didn't create smurfette GARGAMEL DID (argue • first of all)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2019-01-19 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
ykw thats fair. ill give u that.
fake coins and fire in ur hand is impressive as shit to a lot of the ppl here tho. the ones from worlds w.o magic.
ur generalizing. the basics are useful af. esp now.
plus most of the ppl here wont be able to keep learning once they go home. they can improve their own shit but they wont have the resources to learn new spells.
ghostlocked: i want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in sigourney weaver's face (chat • when i die)

[personal profile] ghostlocked 2019-01-27 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
ur boundless generosity has been noted.
magic has more uses than combat. if ur a transmutation expert u should know that.
how often do we have to fight shit around here anyway?
newbie day doesnt count. that fighting is optional.