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hadriel2016-04-14 09:07 pm
decryptify) wrote in hadriel2016-04-14 09:07 pm
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001 // voice;
[ The recording starts playing and there's dead silence, for a moment or two, some fidgeting in the background. A pause, sound that seems like someone thoughtfully tapping against the phone, once, twice, a voice; ]
Well, let's see here -- [ A flicker of static, back into silence. And a few moments later there's just noise, static and dead air, though it does sound like there might be a voice somewhere underneath it -- it's too distorted, far too lost in the noise to really make out. Unless, of course, one is familiar with one of the old encryption protocols that this very guy may have taught you, once upon a time.
Sorry about that earful of static, folks. [ A sharp, sheepish laugh. ] This tech isn't what I'm used to. Hadriel, that's what I call you, right? Don't think we've been properly introduced?
The name's York. My likes include walks on the beach, an adequate supply of ammunition, and not bein' kidnapped against my will. I think I'm pretty good on walks on the beach, for now. Anyone out there got anything for me on the rest?
Well, let's see here -- [ A flicker of static, back into silence. And a few moments later there's just noise, static and dead air, though it does sound like there might be a voice somewhere underneath it -- it's too distorted, far too lost in the noise to really make out. Unless, of course, one is familiar with one of the old encryption protocols that this very guy may have taught you, once upon a time.
ENCRYPTED;For everyone else, that lasts for a good ten seconds or so before the static flickers into some laughter. ] -- Uh oh. Testing, testing. We clear?
[ A seperate recording, encoded within the noise; ]
-- Mayday, mayday. This is Agent York of Project Freelancer, designation Foxtrot-12. Mayday, requesting assistance. Location unknown, missing key equipment, and not all that happy about it, to be be honest. Mayday, mayday, anyone out there? [ A pause, stretching for a few seconds, and a brief sigh. ] Bit of a longshot, huh, D.
[ Another few moments of silence, and something that might be a soft chuckle. ]
Good to know you still remember what I taught you, rookie.
Sorry about that earful of static, folks. [ A sharp, sheepish laugh. ] This tech isn't what I'm used to. Hadriel, that's what I call you, right? Don't think we've been properly introduced?
The name's York. My likes include walks on the beach, an adequate supply of ammunition, and not bein' kidnapped against my will. I think I'm pretty good on walks on the beach, for now. Anyone out there got anything for me on the rest?
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[Wow, someone hates doctors.]
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Don't know what else you want me to tell you, though. Just sit tight, it should go away.
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I'll not accidentally static up the network again, I promise.
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ARE YOU OKAAAAAAAAAAAY
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THAN K YOU SQUEA KY MAN
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WHy AM I sqUEAKY MAN THAT WASNT SQUEAKING
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IM JUSt SAYIN IM NOT A SQUEAKY MAN
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[sorry york. You're officially in Krieg's contacts as "squeaky man". It's probably better than "GO TO HELL DIE DIE DIE" right?]
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STILL nOT AN ACCURATE LABEL but WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT BUDDy
WHAT dO I GET TO CaLL YOU THEN, KEYBOARD MALFUNCTIOn MAN?
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KRIEG!!!!!!!!
text stop being so cute krieg
text he is trying his best
[Evidently, Psychos have no concept of volume, even over text.]
text HES SO CUTE
MAYBE YOU CAN CALL ME YORK!!!!!!!
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ssssWS QUEAK
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YYYYOOOOORRRRRRKKKK
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[Was that...a pun.
...yep. It was. An attempt, anyway.]
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Or KRIEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm sure KRIEG!!!!! is just. Delightfully eccentric.
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