TEXT 02

Aug. 3rd, 2016 01:53 pm
fleshing: (I'M READY FOR A SPINE TINGLER!!)
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[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY


[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]


ffffff;ffj

foor SALE


will excepptpt




mEAAAAAAT
glacius: (A wounded heart.)
[personal profile] glacius
I... I require assistance. [The feed comes on and the normally calm ice alien's voice is tinted with sadness. He takes a small breath, then continues:]

I have been keeping a small number of lightbugs that appeared in the caves about three... [there's a brief pause as he struggles to remember the proper terminology used by humans for this span of time--] ... months ago. But now it appears they are dying. I don't know what I did wrong. I made sure their enclosure had plenty of space, insulated it from the cold, and even provided them with things to eat. And yet still...

[Glacius trails off. Given that his homeworld is frozen over, there aren't any insects on it, so he has no idea how their general life cycle works--or in this case, how short it can be. He doesn't even realize that he was lucky to get three months with these heartwarming little critters! His voice is therefore regretful when he speaks again, but it sounds like he's trying to scrounge for some determination because he hasn't yet realized their time is simply coming to a close.] ... I don't want to lose them. Is there anyone who knows enough about these life forms to help them?
bluffed: do not take (pic#10208077)
[personal profile] bluffed
okay, tell me again what's so special about a hot springs?
they make hot water pools.
that's it?

you got a few screws loose if you think it's better than real TREES and FRUIT.


[ But, she's not going to be completely throwing the other choices under the bus... ]

at least go for the GPS. that's actually valuable.

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Jun. 2nd, 2016 10:01 pm
bring_the_beatdown: (Candy Cane)
[personal profile] bring_the_beatdown
[The screen turns on to show one very blue eye super close while he tries to figure out how to make sure this thing is recording. Then it pulls back to show all of Scout's head, a huge shit eating grin on his face. The camera jiggles around as he wedges it into something and then steps back so his whole torso is in frame.]

Aight. So listen up guys. I've been here for like [He counts on his fingers.] three months now. And I realized what this place is missing.

I mean other than a whole lotta this on the network, I've been letting you guys down and I'm sorry bout that. Next time ladies, [He winks and makes finger guns at the screen. How can anyone resist.]

Nah but, there ain't no sports here. Everyone just wandering around doing their own thing. And that's cool I guess, but how much cooler would it be if we had a baseball team?

So yeah. I'm gonna start one. Anyone game?
dedikated: (Default)
[personal profile] dedikated
[ Hadriel, now with double the sex posts for half the price! Kate has spent far too many hours in the clinic muttering to herself about how she can't believe she has to go over this shit with you all. Probably going to end up creating some sort of super-STD with this shit JESUS. ]

A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) or Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) is an infection passed on during sexual intercourse. Left untreated they can result in serious health problems or death. They can be prevented by not having sex, or by using protection such as condoms.

I'm in the process of writing a leaflet with information on the practice of safe sex, which will be available in the clinic next week. To make sure no one is in for a nasty surprise, any information about STIs from your home would be beneficial.

Attached: STI_list_prev.doc


[ In the meanwhile, she's going to be at the clinic compiling more notes and muttering under her breath about how clueless people are. ]

[[ note: i have movers coming tomorrow. Shit might get langsam. ]]
wavesoakedlegs: ([Ha] Tints that glow)
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[It's been a long, long time since this particular samurai has written poetry. Lost in his depression and the weight of his duty, there's been no time or inspiration to draw from. Now? A man of emotion surrounded by little joy-bringing creatures? Even with underlying knowledge that there can't be much good at the root of this he can't help but drift in the incredible feelings they bring, and so, haiku time it is.]

Path through dancing stars
Unseen touches on the heart
It dreams in the light


[And sometime after, he adds:]

This feels more like a dream than ever.

[video]

May. 4th, 2016 07:55 pm
prazerbutterfly: (a little too fun)
[personal profile] prazerbutterfly
Good evening. [The Portuguese Victorian gentleman who showed his true colors last month seems to be rather calm and normal this evening. The grey skin was gone and replaced with that smooth brown once more. Even his usual smile is back with a hint of a curve at the edges. At least he's wearing something a little more casual if not still fancy casual.]

I'm looking for a woman who doesn't like sincere compliments. Then again, most women here seem to be wary of that. Far too many men seem to mock with such things. Perhaps I'll stop. [Except he won't. He's quite the tease and flirt of a gentleman. It's in his nature to be honest about that kind of thing.] She's about this high, has red hair, a good body, perfect curves, eyes that could kill and perhaps a few markings on her skin. I wasn't sure if they were markings or blood when I was trying to kill her. I'm afraid I never got her name.

[He's talking about Lilith but unlike the others in Hadriel he's not apologizing for his actions. He enjoyed trying to kill both her and Kanda and the fight had given him quite the thrill. He was never a strategist and plunged right into that fight with so much of a warning. Such a shame it had to end so quickly.]

And Ponytail, if you're still alive, don't think I've forgotten about you.

TEXT

Apr. 30th, 2016 10:43 pm
fleshing: (NOBODY KILLS ME BUT ME!!!)
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[Anyone who's talked to Krieg at any length might have a fairly good idea as to why the message comes out the way it does. For anyone else, it has the look of someone who more or less bashed their head against a keyboard, an assessment that would not be far from the truth.]

;ld

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fl;azz@@ @
=!


h oOW Do o we ma;ke the FROWN FACES frown face frWON FACE/ /???
WHO PUT tH FACES S IN OUR TINY SCREEN?????/%s??


[Someone's apparently forgotten how to make emojis, much to his chagrin.]
liquid_serpent: (looking back)
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[The feed snaps on to show a rather tired and burnt Liquid Snake. Yep, those are small burn marks on his chest and face from where he tried to kill someone and it backfired. Literally. His target had pyrotechnics skills and he had no defence it seemed. The blond is rather apprehensive when he addresses his phone screen.]

I trust the gods have had their fun now after their little "game." For the poor girl I went after and tried to kill I am deeply sorry. Believe me, I had no interest in killing anyone until Rage tried to force me into assassinating someone.

[He hardly knew the girl's name. Was it Rey? Something like that. He caresses his face where there is a red mark going down his cheek. It was like he could still feel the heat where she burst into flame.]

For everyone's sakes I hope that nothing like this happens again. I'm tired of being a pawn in this sick game of yours. Yes, you. The gods that you may be.

[His voice directed at the gods obviously.] I just wanted to say sorry is all.
thechoiceisyours: (❄ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ)
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[It's really tempting to do this post in text but there's a few reasons why he decides not to, including the main point of this post that he intends to bury under some other things. So he offers the camera a small, hesitant smile of greeting before starting.]

Hey. I um... I hope everyone's doing okay after that whole... Thing. H-Has it um, worn off for everyone now?

[He hopes so; it seems to have for everyone he's talked to, but that doesn't necessarily mean much.]

On a less depressing subject, Em and I finished some more emojis. The new pack is here; all you have to do is download and install it like last time.

Also uh, we're working on a deal with Delight about getting like, good coffee at the bar, so... That's hopefully a thing, soon.

[They just all need a chance to recover from the event before they can really manage that whole thing. Especially since he can't exactly walk right now, which leads to the actual main point of making this post.]

I also wanted to um... I know there are like, some doctors and people with healing powers and whatever here, and I was hoping I could talk to one who might be willing to help out with something. So... Yeah.

[That's that. He seems to be considering if there's anything else he wants to add, but then decides against it and ends the feed.]
decryptify: (pic#10163698)
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[ The recording starts playing and there's dead silence, for a moment or two, some fidgeting in the background. A pause, sound that seems like someone thoughtfully tapping against the phone, once, twice, a voice; ]

Well, let's see here -- [ A flicker of static, back into silence. And a few moments later there's just noise, static and dead air, though it does sound like there might be a voice somewhere underneath it -- it's too distorted, far too lost in the noise to really make out. Unless, of course, one is familiar with one of the old encryption protocols that this very guy may have taught you, once upon a time.
and if you are, this is what you'll get, after working through the signal. )
For everyone else, that lasts for a good ten seconds or so before the static flickers into some laughter. ] -- Uh oh. Testing, testing. We clear?

Sorry about that earful of static, folks. [ A sharp, sheepish laugh. ] This tech isn't what I'm used to. Hadriel, that's what I call you, right? Don't think we've been properly introduced?

The name's York. My likes include walks on the beach, an adequate supply of ammunition, and not bein' kidnapped against my will. I think I'm pretty good on walks on the beach, for now. Anyone out there got anything for me on the rest?

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