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[fleshing]

[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY

[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]

ffffff;ffj

foor SALE


will excepptpt




mEAAAAAAT

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[beanstalk]

[ Okay call it morbid curiosity that made him actually look at the images. He's not sure if he regrets it or not, but at least he knows that he wasn't the only one to get...junk. ]

Is that what hope gave you?

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[fleshing]

yeS YES yes yesyes!!!!!!!

VERyy NICE !!!!!

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[beanstalk]

I wonder if he gave all of us who killed things junk like that

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[fleshing]

buT I T'S GOOOOOOD JU NK!!!!!!!!

[No one should disparage perfectly good garbage.]

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[casperdisaster]

Oh! That bear is so cute!

[Wait, will Krieg think Noah is trying to take the bear?? Better clarify quick. He holds up the stuffed snail he got for helping some beautification.]

I got this snail! I like to hug it - do you hug your bear?

[Is Noah talking to the ultramurder war machine like a elementary schooler? Maaaaaaaaaybeeeee. He's definitely got the gentle-friendly voice going.]

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[fleshing]

[Krieg is indeed holding the bear when the video feed snaps on. He's got it perched on his shoulder, as a matter of fact. He likes his new bear buddy!]

It KNOWS me!!

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[casperdisaster]

[Noah has to smile at that. Aw. Krieg is so cute sometimes. It really makes no sense for him to be so adorable with all his terrifying parts.

Noah chooses to ignore the terrifying parts. He smiles.]

I can see that! You're clearly good friends already! Does your bear have a name?

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[fleshing]

[Krieg tries to look at the bear, which is an awkward maneuver he doesn't entirely manage due to the position it has on his shoulder. He hems and haws for a moment until he finally communicates an answer that might not qualify as an answer at all:]

"I love you"?

[That's what it says, right?]

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[This should not be endearing but it is.]

Krieg, bro, the coins are actually chocolate if you take the foil off. You might want those.

[Because everyone except Kanda apparently likes chocolate, right?]

[Video]

[fleshing]

[Krieg stares at the coins for a long moment, then finally scrapes the foil off with clumsy inelegance and chews on the morsel thoughtfully. His expression brightens after a moment.]

Good!

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[He grins a little at that.]

Yeah, chocolate's pretty awesome. There's hardly anyone who doesn't like it.

[video]

[wormintheglass]

Pound of snake bacon for the wine, dearheart?

[video]

[fleshing]

Yessir, milady!

[Honestly, she could ask him for any and all of his items and - with the exception of the bear - he'd give them to her for free. But he'll accept the meat too.]

Where d'you want 'em?

[video]

[wormintheglass]

I'll come to you, sweetheart.

[She knows where to find him. She has better-than-human hearing, and Krieg is never hard to find.]

I used to have a bear for my best friend, too. A long time ago. In another life.

1/2 video;

[glazedonutholes]

Goodies?

2/2 video;

[glazedonutholes]

I love Goodies!

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[fleshing]

[Krieg turns on his video in response, revealing fearsome-looking, rather grizzled masked man with NO INDOOR VOICE.]

WHADDAYA WANT?

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[attagirl]

Oh, man. You got anything left over??

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[fleshing]

Mmmmmmmrm.

[He shuffles through his belongings. He's given away the wine but he still has a few things left. He holds up the necklace, nails, and ring toss kit.]

Anything good?

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[whichend]

I'll trade the spiky no-nos for several assorted monster legs.

[ guess who's gonna make the coolest nailbat? Cooler than Ronan Lynch's, even. ]

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[fleshing]

Good!! Goodgoodgood!

[Hey, he remembers you! Little pizza! Krieg fumbles with his hands for a moment before displaying a thumbs-up.]

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[whichend]

[ Arya's not entirely sure what that gesture means, so she just waves back. ]

Where should we make the trade?

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[64th]

What's your bear named?

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[fleshing]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[Not a terribly creative name, but it looked like a nametag, so he just went with it.]

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[64th]

Oh, like his heart. [ makes sense. ] Cute. Didn't know they had those here. Did you have one at home?