TEXT 02

[fleshing]

[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY

[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]

ffffff;ffj

foor SALE


will excepptpt




mEAAAAAAT

Comments

[fleshing]

IMPORTANT!

[He means that sincerely! That's a good skill, not dying, and not enough people appreciate it!]

Con-grat-yoooo-lations!!

[glazedonutholes]

Aww. Thanks.

And a congratulations to you too for not being killed by those monsters. I mean, they must have been pretty scary to go up against.

[fleshing]

No worse than the FLAMES in my SOUL!!!!

[He bursts into spontaneous laughter. It sounds more than a little unhinged.

But he's not joking. Killing's one of the few things that takes his mind off the fact that he's irreparably broken.]

[glazedonutholes]

You're right! I like your attitude mister!

When I go out monster looting I'm going to make sure to think of your brave words!

[fleshing]

Happy hunting!!!

[He salutes by way of farewell before cutting the feed. He did someone a good thing today!]