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[fleshing]

[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY

[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]

ffffff;ffj

foor SALE


will excepptpt




mEAAAAAAT

Comments

[Video]

[fleshing]

What?! Really-really?

[That's news to him. Maybe these non-organic coins really are worth something. He looks at them wonderingly.]

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, so make sure you get enough in return that it feels fair to you.

[Don't get ripped off, bro.]

[Video]

[fleshing]

Mmmmm - okay! Fetch a high price on the black market!

[He just kind of takes Chris's word for it. Easy enough!]

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

Close enough, yeah.

[Black market is... Actually probably not that incorrect a description in this situation.]

[Video]

[fleshing]

THANK YOUUUUU!!!

[He waves at the screen cheerfully before exiting out.]