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[fleshing]

[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY

[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]

ffffff;ffj

foor SALE


will excepptpt




mEAAAAAAT

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[glazedonutholes]

[ His poor ears! Have you no mercy!!! The sudden shout has him jerking from sheer surprise while making an unmanly noise of fright. The device, of course, does not make it and falls to the ground hitting the dirt. It takes him a moment to get his heart rate down enough to pick it back up. ]