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[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY

[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]

ffffff;ffj

foor SALE

will excepptpt

mEAAAAAAT

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BOOM!

[He mimes firing a shotgun, evidently pleased at the name.]

Rrrmmm...SMG?! MORTAR!! MOONSHOT!!!

[All right well now he's just listing weapon names and hoping one of them sounds like a good title for a snail.]

Moonshot!!

[Noah had named his kitten Shotgun to go with Chainsaw because if you're a ghost why not make Evil Dead references, right? He's assuming from the other things Krieg listed that a moonshot is some kind of weapon, but... it does sound pretty awesome as far as names go.]

That's an awesome name! Moonshot the snail!

[He genuinely didn't imagine that those titles would go over well, but Noah seems appropriately delighted, so Krieg rolls with it.]

Good! Goodgoodgood! Even get the leftover shells!

[Noah is positively delighted. Good job, Krieg, good job. He laughs at the joke, too. Well, he's assuming it's a joke.]

Pfft. Shells. Snail, shells - that's a great one. You're really funny.

[It was a joke! And Noah got it! Krieg applauds, laughing.]

Like the gun-blaster! Yeah!!

[Yesssss, they have a wavelength going. Noah's glad. Krieg seems like the kind that probably doesn't have a whole lot who understand him.]

I should bring Moonshot over to visit I Love You sometime. So they can be friends too.

Meat buddies on the doom shot!!

[So, yeah. "Friends".]

Yes, exactly! I'll let you get back to making deals. Good luck with finding good things for what you're trading. I'll keep Moonshot with me so it can hang out next time too.

Good job, friend-o!

[Krieg tosses him a thumbs-up before closing the video feed.]

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