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[fleshing]

[Anyone who's seen Krieg type before might be prepared for the walls of poorly-written text-vomit. Anyone else might be...alarmed. No, he isn't having a stroke. No, he doesn't not know how to work the keys. That's just how he types.]

gggoOT SOME GOOD S GOODIES FOR AY!!!!!!!!!!
coM FINd we dELIVER ALLLLLLll; DAYdaydyaDAY

[Beneath are a series of image attachments, labeled thusly:

> SPIKY NO-NOS
> red reD Rerd red red
> i liKED it!!!!!!!!
> CHIPS
> thIS IS NOT ORGANIC!!!!!
> fFOR KEEPSSSS DO NOT TOUCH TOUCH

Evidently, he didn't mean to attach the last image. He's going to keep the teddy bear. It's his teddy bear. It loves him. It understands him. He wants it by his side forever.]

ffffff;ffj

foor SALE


will excepptpt




mEAAAAAAT

Comments

[beanstalk]

Junk? Yeah, I did

Meat? Not a single ounce

[fleshing]

sAD D ddddddm

[beanstalk]

[ omg did you just emote at him

okay communicating might be a little eaiser ]

I didn't think of it

[fleshing]

[Darn tootin' he did! The little faces are so much fun!]

mmMmayb nex t time?E???

[beanstalk]

[ Yes they totally are it's like the best way to troll people.

I mean. Talk to them. Yes. ]

Yeah, I'll have to do some hunting later

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wNANNA FRIEN D???????

[beanstalk]

[ Does he want company? Well, he guesses that it couldn't hurt. Especially since he has a tenancy to, uh... overdo it sometimes. ]

Sure, if you want

[fleshing]

tttTEl L ME Ww ehn and wel ll;RIDE THE De athH TRA IN TO GEHTERE!!!!!!!

[beanstalk]

[ Death train... ]

Maybe tomorrow, I think I have enough food for today

[fleshing]

ANYT TIME!!!!!!!